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Jul 16, 2005 20:41

WORD OF THE DAY:
TWISTED!!

okay, so.

today was the most random day i've had in...... ever.

it started out... promising. i was happy i was going to newington to see some old theatre buds, and i was later going to cafe nite at my church.

so *dodedodedo*, i go to newington. and who should be one of the first people i see, but *TADUM!!!* ASSHOLE ROB!!! (dude that liked me or something and asked me out but then stopped calling back in october) El Senor Roberto de Bastardo. I quickly dodged him, and i started to walk away, out of his way. as my back is turned, i hear a chillingly familiar voice call out "Is that Ellie?!" My shoulders tense up. I have been pulled in by his tracter beam. *wooooosh*. so i put on my fakest, most forced smile EVER and say "Oh! Hi Rob." and he comes over and hugs me. as if he thinks he can. He wouldn't let go of me either. the nerve of some people. but i regret to admit that it was nice to be back into something that resembled a simpler summer. So he says "what have you been doing with yourself?" "Oh, keeping busy, hmm... yeah, i have a boyfriend now, by the way, did i mention that? hmm... didn't think so." and, later, he keeps trying to follow me. groog. but, eventually, i lost him, and then i got up and sang some bad-ass karaoke. then i was all alone, and lucky enough to find steven, so i hung with him.

then my dad and i had a bogus arguement about our opinions on charlie and the chocolate factory. i mean, really, i was getting yelled at because i liked it.

eventually, i made it to cafe nite. i saw sean, and almost passed out, or died. i drank a whole sprite in like, 30 seconds. a new personal record. we didn't speak to each other at all. but going to cafe nite led me to realize that I AM OVER HIM!!!!!!!! LETS PAR-TAY!!!!! WHOOOT!!!!!!!! I also saw dan. i'm glad i saw dan, cuz i'll prolly never get to see him again. this made me sad. it was the most random goodbye ever.

this is how it went: i guess he and sarah were talking about how a cookie he was eating kinda tasted like processed meat (??WTF mate??) and he wanted to share it. and then i walked over said "HI!" and he just looked at me, stuck the rest of the cookie in my mouth and then went to go sit on sarahs lap. the cookie didn't taste very good, nor did it by any means taste like meat. the experience was special. it was special indeed. i'd ask why, but i know the answer. he is what he is. he's dan. he does stuff like that.

dans beard got bigger.

the short and short of it is, this outing became doomed midpoint. we left early.
my nose is too damn big and my mouth is too damn small.
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