Mar 10, 2010 22:01
[Greed watches outside his window. They kept multiplying, there were more and more of these things outside and it didn't see to be having a stop to it either. He could be out with Envy, doing whatever the fuck Envy was doing but after having terrorized Adstring during the giant dog fight, he was bored with terrorizing at the moment.
Instead.
When the PCD turns on, it shows Greed with white fluffballs attached to his body in random places, all wriggling about on him with little results of movement. Closer inspection shows them to be bunnies.
Parts of his arms and neck (where a teenier bunny can be seen) are black where they're usually a flesh colour and it doesn't seem to look like Greed was bleeding.
The scenario shows soon to be at the Devil's nest in a kitchen area. Greed can be seen at an angle leading down into a root cellar where he wipes off the bunnies from his arms and legs, sides and shoulders. Mostly on his legs and thighs though. Quickly he makes his way out of the cellar and closes the door. He walks past his PCD, calmly as though that hadn't bothered him in the least. For a while there's nothing on the screen until Greed comes back once more covered in bunnies.
The Homunculus moves down into his cellar again, bunnies hopping at his feet trying to attach their teeth to him, and wipes them off into the cellar once more. Over the span of a small time he does this a few more instances. Each time coming back with bunnies to set in the cellar, sometimes waiting for rabbits to catch up to him while he walks and corrals the other bunnies trying to come up from their earthy cage.
Once Greed had finished collecting HIS bunnies he finally noticed the babyish little one on his neck. He tugs at it to try and take it off. Trying two or three more times and chuckles.]
If you don't let go, I'll rip your fluffy little head off and relax your jaw that way.
[Instead his finger turns black as night and he jams it between the bunny's mouth where he can get the leverage to pry it open. He lifts it into his sights and stares at it. Even now it's trying to eat his face.]
Oh I like you. You're quite the vicious little bitch aren't you? If I let go of you, you'd hop right up there again wouldn't you? Yes.. Yes you would. You know what you want, little bunny. You and your teeny little nibbling of necks that you don't even realize belongs to a monster who could end your life. One little snap and it's over.
[Another chuckle and he lets the bunny latch its teeth onto a blackened part of his arm (was that part black before?) and strolls back out, maybe more bunnies or maybe more mayhem. Either way, as he is tucking his PCD into his pocket, the last thing it broadcasts is:]
I think I'll call you madam nibbles.
(( OOC: Do you guys know how many times I typed nipples? Lots. Lots and lots. ))
event: sudden bunnies!