Fanfic~ :D
Title: Daily exposure to yaoi causes poisoning
Author: Kamui Kinomoto
Pairing: Rikuou/Kazahaya, few Saiga/Kakei
Rating: PG?
Summary: Kakei sent Rikuou and Kazahaya on yet another "other job." This time, the job required them to attend a three-day yaoi convention. Kazahaya didn't have an idea though if what exactly is yaoi. (This is not a crack fic though! XDDD Srzbznz fic is srzbznz. XD)
AN: I've just recently reread Gohou Drug and got inspired to write a fanfic! :D This is my first GD fanfic and I hope this goes well~ :3
Daily exposure to yaoi causes poisoning
A Gohou Drug fanfiction
Disclaimer: Gohou Drug belongs to CLAMP-sama, as well as Kamui and Fuuma from X. :D
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Chapter 1: Yaoi? Yaoi???
"So… are you going to accept the job?" Kakei, who was sitting next to Saiga on the couch, asked Kazahaya once more with his trademark sadistic smile.
Full of enthusiasm as always when talking about jobs, Kazahaya nodded, "Of course! After all, you said that the pay for this other 'job' would be high, and you also said I could earn additional money along the way! I definitely need the money, so I'd go for it!"
"Even if it means you have to do it with Rukuou?"
Suddenly, with the mere mention of Rikuou's name, Kazahaya became rather sulky. It seemed as though it was already his default reaction when finding out that he had to do a job with the other guy. With a pout, he started murmuring, "Well, there's nothing I can do about it right? It's not like it's the first time we're going to work together…"
While pouting, Kazahaya abruptly remembered all the jobs that he had to do with Rikuou so far. And was it just him or every time he had done something work-related with Rikuou, he would always end up making a fool out of himself? Crap, he thought. Would it really be okay to accept this other job?
Just when he was about to open his mouth to say something, Kakei's scary smile grew even scarier.
"Eck!" Kazahaya yelped to himself and immediately forgot what he was supposed to say.
"Since you've just confirmed that you're accepting this job, and Rikuou seemed to be in a hurry a while ago that he also accepted it without hearing the full details, let me summarize the details to you one more time." With that, Kakei adjusted his eyeglasses and started explaining the details to the younger guy as pleasantly (or as creepily) as he could, "So starting tomorrow, Rikuou and you have to attend a three-day yaoi convention and win the three contests which are supposedly the highlights of the said convention in order to acquire the grand prize, which is the thing that the client wants you to obtain. In addition, if you can come out as the victors of those three contests, you'd also be able to win a cash prize which would go along with the grand prize. We'll give the thing to the client just as promised and then the cash prize would be yours and Rikuou's. I've already e-mailed the place of the convention and other important details to your cell phones. The stuffs you will be needing are in the paper bag I'll be giving you tomorrow."
While listening to Kakei as carefully as he could since Rikuou was not yet around (he was sure Rikuou would call him an idiot again if he'd misunderstand even just a tiny detail), Kazahaya swore he could see Saiga snickering uncontrollably even if the latter was trying to hide his mouth with his hand.
But then, Kazayaha decided to ignore Saiga.
With a smile, he asked Kakei, "Uhm… Kakei-san? Is the thing a normal thing? Can it be seen with the naked eye? Can we touch it physically?"
"Of course," Kakei nodded, the edge of his eyeglasses shining brightly, "This time it's a normal thing. Or wait… is it? Hmm… I wonder if it's normal to call it normal though… Anyway, I'll describe it more carefully once Rikuou arrives."
Upon hearing Kakei's answer, Kazahaya's light brown eyes started shimmering with delight, "REALLY??? This time it's something normal?!? Thank goodness~~"
However, he suddenly remembered that he must clarify something.
Kazahaya's smile vanished; he put his index finger on his lips. Then with curious large eyes, he looked directly at Kakei's eyes, "By the way… Kakei-san…"
"Yes?"
Pouting cutely and innocently, he asked, "What is a yaoi convention? Uhm… More specifically, what does yaoi exactly mean? I believe It's the first time I've heard of that term~~"
Right after Kazahaya had finished his sentence, Saiga had apparently lost it and then started bursting into wild laughter.
"Oh boy!" the man with dark sunglasses said in between snorts.
Kazahaya became confused because of Saiga's reaction, "Eeeh???"
"Oh shit…" he heard someone said. Kazahaya looked behind him to check if who it was, and of course it was just Rikuou who had just arrived.
Rikuou… who seemed to have a seriously terrified expression on his face. It wasn't that obvious though since he was still trying to look as composed as ever.
Kazahaya blinked while still looking at Rikuou, "Eeh? Rikuou? Is there a problem? You look pale…"
Rikuou slapped his forehead in despair. "Tss…!" was the only response he could give Kazahaya at the moment.
"Eeeh? Eeeh?" Kazahaya became even more confused so he transferred his gaze back to Kakei and Saiga. The bigger guy was still busy laughing while the boss was still smiling sadistically.
Kazahaya could do nothing but stare at oblivion, he was completely clueless.
While Saiga moved his lips closer to Kakei's ear and whispered in a very amused voice, "You never give them the full details, do you?"
To which Kakei just smiled sweetly, "Well, I can always save that for later."
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"WHAT THE HECK HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO AGAIN?!?!?" Kazahaya cried out loud while waving a long sword-like thing which was apparently called a shinken into Rikuou's direction. "Why are you and I walking together while wearing these identical black high school uniforms while carrying these fake holy swords or wachamacallit and why am I wearing a black wig and why do I have to call you 'Fuuma' and then you have to call me 'Kamui' during the first day we're doing this work?!? WHY~~~!?!?" Kazahaya growled some more. Surprisingly, he was able to say all of that in one breath.
"Because… I am your twin star," Rikuou said with a deadpan facial expression.
"GAAAAAAAAAH!!! Will you please stop saying that line, you're seriously pissing me off!!!"
Rikuou sighed, "Well… 'Why' you ask? Because you're an idiot."
There, that's the magic word. Upon hearing that, Kazahaya's cat-tail and cat-ears rose furiously, "WHY AM I THE IDIOT?!? You also accepted this job without hearing about its full details first, right?!?" He was ready to stab Rikuou with his shinken any minute now.
"At least I know what yaoi means. I wouldn't have had accepted the job upon hearing that word."
"BUT!!! It's not my fault I've never heard of that word! Since I was raised somewhere….." Kazahaya was unable to finish what he was saying when he remembered the shocking explanation of yaoi from Kakei.
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"Well… how do I explain it in a way I wouldn't have to shatter your innocence…" Kakei looked troubled, but was obviously faking it.
Then, he looked straight at Kazahaya's eyes, "Well… simply put, yaoi refers to boy's love…"
The clairvoyant tilted his head sideward a bit, while also staring straight at Kakei's eyes, "Eeh? B-- Boy's love?"
Kakei nodded then patted Kazahaya's shoulder, "Yes. Boy's Love. It's a genre or a theme that usually depicts two guys having strong feelings for each other, falling in love with each other and eventually… making out with each other. It's very famous nowadays, I'm surprised you haven't heard of that word yet. And well, yaoi convention is a special event where yaoi fans gather to celebrate their love for, obviously, yaoi."
After learning about yaoi, Kazahaya's eyes widened in shock, with his mouth hanging a bit open and cold sweat trickling down his cheeks.
"That's pure litte Kaza-chan for you," Saiga sneered. Then he looked at Rikuou and smirked, "You guys are perfect for this job. I sewed just the right costumes for you!"
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Finally, Kazahaya snapped out of his thoughts.
"Why does such genre or theme or whatever exist?!? It doesn't seem normal at all~~!!! If only I don't need money! And if only Kakei-san wasn't wearing that creepy smile~! Gaaah~! If only we could steal the thing! But we won't be able to win the cash prize if we steal that damn thing! FUUUU---!" he muttered to himself.
Then he glared at Rikuou with scorning smirk; he had just decided to pour out all of his exasperation to Rikuou, as if he wasn't already doing so for the last thirty minutes.
"What about you?! Why do you know about yaoi?! I bet you're a yaoi fan, you pervert!"
"Well, I read newspapers," Rikuou then smirked back at Kazahaya. After that, he caught a little bit of the latter's hair, or rather wig, and entangled it within his long fingers, playing with it seductively, "Perhaps this is the perfect time for you to know more about it, you innocent little idiot."
Kazahaya's veins had already started popping out from his forehead and just when he was ready to stab Rikuou with his shinken to fulfill the prophecy once and for all, they suddenly started hearing female squealing voices.
"Eeeeeh!!! Fuuma and Kamui cosplayers~~!!!"
"Uwaaaaah!!! Oh my god, how cute~~!!!!"
"Let's take some pictures~~!!!!"
"How lucky we are to have come across such gorgeous cosplayers on the very first day of the convention~~!"
Before Rikuou and Kazahaya knew it, hoards of fangirls had already started surrounding them.
"Crap," Rikuou told himself. Then he grabbed Kazahaya's right wrist since the hand was occupied carrying the shinken.
In a serious voice, he whispered into Kazahaya's ear, "It's time to do our job, Kamui."
Kazahaya thought it was already the end of the world.
-TBC (Hopefully).
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x-posted to FF.net~ ♥
Author: Kamui Kinomoto
Pairing: Rikuou/Kazahaya, few Saiga/Kakei
Rating: PG?
Summary: Kakei sent Rikuou and Kazahaya on yet another "other job." This time, the job required them to attend a three-day yaoi convention. Kazahaya didn't have an idea though if what exactly is yaoi. (This is not a crack fic though! XDDD Srzbznz fic is srzbznz. XD)
AN: I've just recently reread Gohou Drug and got inspired to write a fanfic! :D This is my first GD fanfic and I hope this goes well~ :3
Daily exposure to yaoi causes poisoning
A Gohou Drug fanfiction
Disclaimer: Gohou Drug belongs to CLAMP-sama, as well as Kamui and Fuuma from X. :D
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Chapter 1: Yaoi? Yaoi???
"So… are you going to accept the job?" Kakei, who was sitting next to Saiga on the couch, asked Kazahaya once more with his trademark sadistic smile.
Full of enthusiasm as always when talking about jobs, Kazahaya nodded, "Of course! After all, you said that the pay for this other 'job' would be high, and you also said I could earn additional money along the way! I definitely need the money, so I'd go for it!"
"Even if it means you have to do it with Rukuou?"
Suddenly, with the mere mention of Rikuou's name, Kazahaya became rather sulky. It seemed as though it was already his default reaction when finding out that he had to do a job with the other guy. With a pout, he started murmuring, "Well, there's nothing I can do about it right? It's not like it's the first time we're going to work together…"
While pouting, Kazahaya abruptly remembered all the jobs that he had to do with Rikuou so far. And was it just him or every time he had done something work-related with Rikuou, he would always end up making a fool out of himself? Crap, he thought. Would it really be okay to accept this other job?
Just when he was about to open his mouth to say something, Kakei's scary smile grew even scarier.
"Eck!" Kazahaya yelped to himself and immediately forgot what he was supposed to say.
"Since you've just confirmed that you're accepting this job, and Rikuou seemed to be in a hurry a while ago that he also accepted it without hearing the full details, let me summarize the details to you one more time." With that, Kakei adjusted his eyeglasses and started explaining the details to the younger guy as pleasantly (or as creepily) as he could, "So starting tomorrow, Rikuou and you have to attend a three-day yaoi convention and win the three contests which are supposedly the highlights of the said convention in order to acquire the grand prize, which is the thing that the client wants you to obtain. In addition, if you can come out as the victors of those three contests, you'd also be able to win a cash prize which would go along with the grand prize. We'll give the thing to the client just as promised and then the cash prize would be yours and Rikuou's. I've already e-mailed the place of the convention and other important details to your cell phones. The stuffs you will be needing are in the paper bag I'll be giving you tomorrow."
While listening to Kakei as carefully as he could since Rikuou was not yet around (he was sure Rikuou would call him an idiot again if he'd misunderstand even just a tiny detail), Kazahaya swore he could see Saiga snickering uncontrollably even if the latter was trying to hide his mouth with his hand.
But then, Kazayaha decided to ignore Saiga.
With a smile, he asked Kakei, "Uhm… Kakei-san? Is the thing a normal thing? Can it be seen with the naked eye? Can we touch it physically?"
"Of course," Kakei nodded, the edge of his eyeglasses shining brightly, "This time it's a normal thing. Or wait… is it? Hmm… I wonder if it's normal to call it normal though… Anyway, I'll describe it more carefully once Rikuou arrives."
Upon hearing Kakei's answer, Kazahaya's light brown eyes started shimmering with delight, "REALLY??? This time it's something normal?!? Thank goodness~~"
However, he suddenly remembered that he must clarify something.
Kazahaya's smile vanished; he put his index finger on his lips. Then with curious large eyes, he looked directly at Kakei's eyes, "By the way… Kakei-san…"
"Yes?"
Pouting cutely and innocently, he asked, "What is a yaoi convention? Uhm… More specifically, what does yaoi exactly mean? I believe It's the first time I've heard of that term~~"
Right after Kazahaya had finished his sentence, Saiga had apparently lost it and then started bursting into wild laughter.
"Oh boy!" the man with dark sunglasses said in between snorts.
Kazahaya became confused because of Saiga's reaction, "Eeeh???"
"Oh shit…" he heard someone said. Kazahaya looked behind him to check if who it was, and of course it was just Rikuou who had just arrived.
Rikuou… who seemed to have a seriously terrified expression on his face. It wasn't that obvious though since he was still trying to look as composed as ever.
Kazahaya blinked while still looking at Rikuou, "Eeh? Rikuou? Is there a problem? You look pale…"
Rikuou slapped his forehead in despair. "Tss…!" was the only response he could give Kazahaya at the moment.
"Eeeh? Eeeh?" Kazahaya became even more confused so he transferred his gaze back to Kakei and Saiga. The bigger guy was still busy laughing while the boss was still smiling sadistically.
Kazahaya could do nothing but stare at oblivion, he was completely clueless.
While Saiga moved his lips closer to Kakei's ear and whispered in a very amused voice, "You never give them the full details, do you?"
To which Kakei just smiled sweetly, "Well, I can always save that for later."
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"WHAT THE HECK HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO AGAIN?!?!?" Kazahaya cried out loud while waving a long sword-like thing which was apparently called a shinken into Rikuou's direction. "Why are you and I walking together while wearing these identical black high school uniforms while carrying these fake holy swords or wachamacallit and why am I wearing a black wig and why do I have to call you 'Fuuma' and then you have to call me 'Kamui' during the first day we're doing this work?!? WHY~~~!?!?" Kazahaya growled some more. Surprisingly, he was able to say all of that in one breath.
"Because… I am your twin star," Rikuou said with a deadpan facial expression.
"GAAAAAAAAAH!!! Will you please stop saying that line, you're seriously pissing me off!!!"
Rikuou sighed, "Well… 'Why' you ask? Because you're an idiot."
There, that's the magic word. Upon hearing that, Kazahaya's cat-tail and cat-ears rose furiously, "WHY AM I THE IDIOT?!? You also accepted this job without hearing about its full details first, right?!?" He was ready to stab Rikuou with his shinken any minute now.
"At least I know what yaoi means. I wouldn't have had accepted the job upon hearing that word."
"BUT!!! It's not my fault I've never heard of that word! Since I was raised somewhere….." Kazahaya was unable to finish what he was saying when he remembered the shocking explanation of yaoi from Kakei.
--
"Well… how do I explain it in a way I wouldn't have to shatter your innocence…" Kakei looked troubled, but was obviously faking it.
Then, he looked straight at Kazahaya's eyes, "Well… simply put, yaoi refers to boy's love…"
The clairvoyant tilted his head sideward a bit, while also staring straight at Kakei's eyes, "Eeh? B-- Boy's love?"
Kakei nodded then patted Kazahaya's shoulder, "Yes. Boy's Love. It's a genre or a theme that usually depicts two guys having strong feelings for each other, falling in love with each other and eventually… making out with each other. It's very famous nowadays, I'm surprised you haven't heard of that word yet. And well, yaoi convention is a special event where yaoi fans gather to celebrate their love for, obviously, yaoi."
After learning about yaoi, Kazahaya's eyes widened in shock, with his mouth hanging a bit open and cold sweat trickling down his cheeks.
"That's pure litte Kaza-chan for you," Saiga sneered. Then he looked at Rikuou and smirked, "You guys are perfect for this job. I sewed just the right costumes for you!"
--
Finally, Kazahaya snapped out of his thoughts.
"Why does such genre or theme or whatever exist?!? It doesn't seem normal at all~~!!! If only I don't need money! And if only Kakei-san wasn't wearing that creepy smile~! Gaaah~! If only we could steal the thing! But we won't be able to win the cash prize if we steal that damn thing! FUUUU---!" he muttered to himself.
Then he glared at Rikuou with scorning smirk; he had just decided to pour out all of his exasperation to Rikuou, as if he wasn't already doing so for the last thirty minutes.
"What about you?! Why do you know about yaoi?! I bet you're a yaoi fan, you pervert!"
"Well, I read newspapers," Rikuou then smirked back at Kazahaya. After that, he caught a little bit of the latter's hair, or rather wig, and entangled it within his long fingers, playing with it seductively, "Perhaps this is the perfect time for you to know more about it, you innocent little idiot."
Kazahaya's veins had already started popping out from his forehead and just when he was ready to stab Rikuou with his shinken to fulfill the prophecy once and for all, they suddenly started hearing female squealing voices.
"Eeeeeh!!! Fuuma and Kamui cosplayers~~!!!"
"Uwaaaaah!!! Oh my god, how cute~~!!!!"
"Let's take some pictures~~!!!!"
"How lucky we are to have come across such gorgeous cosplayers on the very first day of the convention~~!"
Before Rikuou and Kazahaya knew it, hoards of fangirls had already started surrounding them.
"Crap," Rikuou told himself. Then he grabbed Kazahaya's right wrist since the hand was occupied carrying the shinken.
In a serious voice, he whispered into Kazahaya's ear, "It's time to do our job, Kamui."
Kazahaya thought it was already the end of the world.
-TBC (Hopefully).
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x-posted to FF.net~ ♥