Fanfic~ :D
Title: Daily exposure to yaoi causes poisoning
Author: Kamui Kinomoto
Pairing: Rikuou/Kazahaya, few Saiga/Kakei
Rating: PG?
Chapter: 2/?
Summary: Kakei sent Rikuou and Kazahaya on yet another "other job." This time, the job required them to attend a three-day yaoi convention. Kazahaya didn't have an idea though if what exactly is yaoi. (This is not a crack fic though! XDDD Srzbznz fic is srzbznz. XD)
AN: I've just recently reread Gohou Drug and got inspired to write a fanfic! :D This is my first GD fanfic and I hope this goes well~ :3
Daily exposure to yaoi causes poisoning
A Gohou Drug fanfiction
Disclaimer: Gohou Drug belongs to CLAMP-sama, as well as Kamui and Fuuma from X. :D "Late Night Escapades" is just a random title that popped on my mind, if it does exist, I do not own it. XD
Chapter 1 is here! (^_^)
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Chapter 2: Seme? Uke?
"Aaah~~ Have-- Have we lost them yet?"
"I guess we're safe in here... for now."
"Haaaah~ Ffffinally~~~!!!" Kazahaya panted heavily as he held onto his chest; he could feel his heart thumping wildly and it made him a bit anxious, sensing that any minute from now, his heart would just drop out from his body then land on the floor. True, he's a speedy runner but running away from fangirls wasn't really as easy as he thought it was.
As he watched the light-brown haired boy continuously breathing in and out as sweats trickled down his pale cheeks from his forehead, Rikuou thought it was another perfect opportunity to mock the smaller boy, while the latter was all exhausted and short for breath, "Hmm. If only you were not swinging that sword in front of my face, we wouldn't have had caught attention right away. What a moron."
Of course, Kazahaya didn't let that one pass, "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!? You're as big as a gorilla (and looks like one too) that's why we got noticed right away!!! JERK! ANYWAY! Why do we have to hide in this tiny cubicle together when this restroom has three cubicles, people might get the wrong idea! Gaaaah, I can't breathe~!"
There, he's out of breath again. Rikuou smirked to himself.
"Well of course, anyone who will see us going out from the same cubicle will get the wrong idea. All the people outside are yaoi fans after all," Rikuou said as if it was not really too much of a big deal, at least to him.
Kazahaya was still busy gasping for air and shortly, Rikuou's facial expression became serious.
"Anyway, we should get going as soon as you're breathing normally again. Those girls would probably see us for the next two days, too, so there's no point in hiding now."
The other guy was still unable to react back. And Rikuou found himself smirking again, "Now, now, stop panting heavily already, people might further get the wrong idea."
Kazahaya, for the meantime, could only glare angrily at Rikuou while clenching his right fist and cursing the bigger guy at the back of his mind.
--
"They called us 'Kamui' and 'Fuuma' a while ago right? Is it because of what we're wearing and these… these swords?" Kazahaya asked Rikuou with thoughtful eyes as they walked around leisurely, trying not to attract any abrupt attention again.
"I believe so. You… You didn't read Kakei's e-mail carefully, did you?" Rikuou was now staring at Kazahaya skeptically.
Kazahaya pouted, "Well, I---" But he stopped talking as soon as huge tarpaulins of two boys kissing and hugging each other caught his attention. "What the--!" he shrieked, then his cheeks became bright red and eventually, his whole body froze.
"You always have the most interesting expressions and reactions," Rikuou thought to himself.
Fortunately, Kazahaya froze somewhere secluded, somewhere unnoticeable from hawk-eyed flailing fangirls. Rikuou then decided to observe the place for the meantime while his 'partner-in-crime' was still too preoccupied standing there looking like a rock. What a weird place, he thought. Reading about such events in newspapers was odd enough already, but being surrounded by such stuffs and people was definitely a hundred times weirder. Wherever Rikuou looked, he could see girls and boys dressed up as anime and manga characters; there were also people wearing clothes, which if Rikuou could remember correctly, called gothic Lolita and punk fashion. He also noticed that 80% of female population was dressed up as guys. Indeed, this place seemed like another universe to the tall and handsome guy. And he thought, perhaps to the innocent little cat beside him, this place was hell.
He continued "inspecting" the place and his eyebrows furrowed every now and then as he cought sight of countless mangas, DVDs, and posters with two guys kissing, hugging, or posing in suggestive positions on the cover. Rikuou wasn't against yaoi or anything, actually he could care less, but the thought of two guys attending a yaoi convention while dressed up as characters who were known for being together or were paired fervently by fans was at least disturbing to him. But anyway, this was work.
Rikuou got lost in his thoughts for a minute when suddenly, the speakers which were placed all around the convention center began producing noisy sounds. Soon, someone started talking trough a microphone. "IRRASHAIMASE~! Welcome to the annual Kira-Kira Yaoi Convention!" greeted the enthusiastic female emcee standing on the stage. She was wearing an elegant but rather daring kimono, her black hair very long and straight, but Rikuou doubted that it was her real hair.
People started cheering and that further caught Rikuou's attention. Then he looked at Kazahaya who was still immobile and decided to poke the latter's stomach softly with his shinken, "Hey, the event is finally starting, pay attention."
"Eeeh?" Kazahaya managed to blink.
The emcee continued announcing while grinning sheepishly, her eyes were seemingly heart-shaped, "We have lots of fun activities prepared for this very special event~! And for this fiery first day, today's highlight is going to be the voice acting contest called SEIYAOI, which stands for seiyuu and yaoi! Hahaha, I'm so witty~~~!"
"Voice acting…?" Rikuou whispered to himself while frowning a bit, he seemed clueless.
"It's your chance to play uke or seme using your secret uke-fied and seme-fied voice! Of course, the contestants should come in pair! Any couple who wants to give it a try should immediately come to the booth beside this stage and have your names registered! Then, we will give you the manga you would be reading here in front beforehand so you can do some practice or internalization! Just a word of advice though, your rendition should be the best to win this match, along with the other two contents, in order to win the much-anticipated grand prize and the cash prize! For this contest, all participants will also receive a very special yaoi drama CD, isn't that grand~!? The presentation will begin at exactly 1:00 pm so be sure to be around when we call your names, okay? And remember, there's no such thing as coincidence, only hitsuzen!" With that, the host raised a bottle of sake and everyone started cheering once more.
Rikuou transferred his gaze at Kazahaya's face with a deadly serious expression on his face, though Kazahaya was still in a daze.
"Hey, you heard that, right? I didn't quite understand everything but we should participate in that contest and win. There's no other option."
Looking like an idiot, the one dressed as Kamui stabbed his cheek using index finger, "Hmm???"
And Rikuou could only sigh helplessly while scratching his temple; he realized that perhaps he would need extra effort to drag Kazahaya around and to force him to move his ass in order to accomplish this mission.
--
"EEEECK!!! How can two guys do--- do something like this?!?! This is beyond normal!!! And why do I have to read such filthy sentences in front of hundreds of people!?!?! Actually, why am I even touching this book!?!?" Kazahaya bawled frantically while blushing; and with the help of his holy sword, he started stabbing the manga he was holding which was entitled "Late Night Escapades."
"Because you need money," Rikuou answered in a very callous voice, completely opposite from Kazahaya's. "And stop destroying that if you can't pay for that later."
Kazahaya sniffed like a little boy, apparently he had finally realized that complaining would do him no good so he just sulked instead, "Why am I so poor~~ And why is Kakei-san so scary~? If he weren't that scary I would have backed-out~ But if I backed-out, I would have to pay that cancellation fee, and I'd die working myself to death~~"
Then he looked at Rikuou with watery eyes, "I-This is so embarrassing~! I can't even finish reading this!"
Rikuou just grinned sarcastically, "Tss, don't take it too seriously, you moronic virgin. All you need to do is read those dialogues with your normal voice and just get it over and done with."
"Shush! Why do I have the feeling that you totally don't mind this?! Actually, it seems to me that you're enjoying this! You must be really a closet yaoi fan! What a perv!" Kazahaya grumbled while scratching his head, disheveling his wig a bit. He suddenly remembered that Rikuou truly seemed like a professional when they were in that all boys' school, acting as if they were really going out together.
"Everyone!!! The time has finally come to begin the shiny voice-acting contest! May we call on our first pair, Sakai Mafuyu-san and Kaga Hanasa-san, to please come on stage!" the announcement resonated all over the convention center.
Rikuou's fingers flinched a bit then he looked at Kazahaya with sharp eyes, "Hey, we're the next pair after that. Try listening to them so you wouldn't make a fool out of yourself later."
Kazahaya looked at the stage and somehow got confused, "Eeeh? They're girls…? Is that all right?"
"Hmm, almost everyone is. That's why the girls from before looked pretty excited when they saw us. So there's a big chance for us to win the contests easily, unless you screw up."
A few minutes had passed and… Kazahaya was already covering his ears, while his eyes were twirling and his face as red as a tomato, "What the heck, everything is weird, I don't wanna hear~~~~~~~~!"
Rikuou did his trademark mocking smirk to annoy the hell out of Kazahaya as always, "Your virgin ears can't take it, hn?"
--
Finally, Rikuou and Kazahaya were called on stage. Pretty boy Kazahaya looked as if he was floating in outer space though, while Rikuou was still his usual cool and handsome self.
As expected, the fangirls squeaked hysterically just by the mere sight of two handsome guys standing on the same stage. "Fuuma-chaaaan~~! Kamui-chaaaan~! *hearts*" they squealed in unison.
The host became even more exuberant upon setting eyes on Rikuou and Kazahaya, "Uwaaah, this is so exciting!!! We have real guys cosplaying as Fuuma and Kamui!"
"Kyaaaaaaaaa~~!!!" the fangirls continued to squeal.
Looking at Kazahaya and Rikuou with huge sparkling eyes, the host asked, "Ne, ne, perhaps it's obvious already but let me confirm, who will play as the uke???"
"Him, Kazahaya," Rikuou answered.
"Just as I thought~! Well then, let's begin! Everyone is already pretty excited to hear your version of the famous hot scene from 'Late Night Escapades,' neeee????"
While throwing their hands up in the air, everyone screamed, "Yeeeeees~~!"
"Okay, seme to the right side of the stage, uke to the left side! Get ready, sound-effects-people-san at the back!" the host who looked like she was cosplaying as an uncanny shopkeeper said while happily clasping her hands together.
Shortly, Rikuou nodded then nudged Kazahaya with his elbow. When he received no response, he whispered something to Kazahaya's ear, "You shouldn't slack off while at work, you idiot. Let's get going."
Kazahaya's eyes bulged, sensing that it was finally the moment.
"Eeeeh! Fanservice!!!" screamed a group of teenage girls.
--
Grasping the manga tightly with shaking fingers, almost breaking it, Kazahaya started reading the words inside a speech bubble which was pointed to a thin male manga character with long hair and large eyes. Kazahaya's face looked as though it was burning, quite similar to the character's facial expression in the manga.
"B-But, Makkuro-sempai… I-I am not yet really ready…" he stuttered. Eleven fangirls started swooning.
"Don't worry, Kitsu-kun. I'll make you feel good. Promise, I'll be gentle," Rikuou said in a very low and sexy voice (which could give Suwabe Junichi-san a run for his money), obviously reading his character's lines. More fangirls fainted because of the sexy.
Then, slow seductive music started playing in the background.
Forcing himself to read all of his character's dialogues for the sake of money, Kazahaya continued reading while almost shoving his mouth on the microphone, "Ugh, se-sempai! Wait, d-ah- not yet-ah--!"
"Trust me, everything will be all right," Rikuou read nonchalantly.
Sound of rustling clothes started to be heard all over the place.
Kazahaya gulped before reading the next line; he was still as stiff as when he positioned in front of the microphone and its stand a couple of minutes ago, though his knees were clearly trembling, "Uwaaah, sempai you--- you're huge..."
Rikuou stole a glimpse at Kazahaya then smirked to himself, "I seriously hope I can fit my whole stuff inside of you."
"S-Sempai…," the uke whispered.
After a few seconds…
"N-Aaaah, stop, sempai--! It h-hurts…" Kazahaya continued to stammer while his whole body seemed to had just been painted all shades of red.
"D-Did you really mean that… Kitsu-kun? Your body seems to say otherwise… when you're all wet and your thing is really already as-as hard as your head…" Rikuou read while panting a bit.
"Augh… Ac-Actually, I meant to say… fff-ah-deeper, sem--- paiiii…"
"I would push even deeper if… you're not too tight... aaah…"
"S-sorry... haaah… aaah---! Please, touch me more, s-semp-ahh…"
"You-you're having fun, eeh? Just whe-- just when I thought you're innocent and all…"
"But--… Ne, sempai… don't stop licking, you're good with-augh... your mouth as well…"
"Why yes, I'm a great m-multi-tasker…"
Half of the convention attendees had passed out by now with blood sprouting out from their noses while sticky sound effects could be heard as Rikuou and Kazahaya read their lines.
In a pleading voice, Kazahaya started whimpering, "Aaaah…! Sempaaaiiii, take it out, I think I'm--- I'm going to come…!"
"Haaah, me, too. I love you, let me come inside of you, K-Kitsu-kun… Aaaah--!" Rikuou's moan was rough but seductive.
"But---!"
"Ah--- AAAAHHH!!!" they finally came--- rather, shouted together. Kazahaya did it in a almost high-pitched voice while Rikuou did it with his deep manly voice.
Fangirls who were still alive roared into a very loud cheer and started clapping to no end as some of them shouted random stuffs such as "Rape me, Fuuma-chaaaan!" and "I'll rape you, Kamui-chaaan!"
With amber eyes enlarged in disbelief because of what he had just managed to do, Kazahaya fell on his knees, while embracing himself.
Rikuou was surprised and he immediately went to Kazahaya's side of the stage; he knelt in front of his roommate and grasped the uke's upper arms with his strong hands. With a little worried look on his face, he asked Kazahaya, "Hey, are you all right?"
Kazahaya slowly raised his head to look at Rikuou's face. His expression seemed as though he had just done something horrifying and unfortunately got caught, his face still red, his whole body trembling, "GAAAAH, J-JUST NOW… WHAT HAVE WE JUST DONE~~?!?"
The seme was silenced for a while… staring at Kazahaya grimly, "…"
Not knowing exactly what to do or say at the moment, Rikuou just did what he's best at. He smirked at Kazahaya with matching amused eyes, "Oh, you were great. I didn't think you have such a cute and sexy voice. I think you can actually do something like that for a living. You almost got me aroused."
Kazahaya's eyes widened some more. He grimaced, started gritting his teeth, then he pulled his wig from his head and tried to shove it into Rikuou's face… but failed miserably, "WHY YOU--!!!"
Meanwhile, the fangirls started taking pictures of the Green Drugstore workers to show off to their blogs and random forums as soon as they get home.
-TBC.
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x-posted to FF.net~ ♥
Author: Kamui Kinomoto
Pairing: Rikuou/Kazahaya, few Saiga/Kakei
Rating: PG?
Chapter: 2/?
Summary: Kakei sent Rikuou and Kazahaya on yet another "other job." This time, the job required them to attend a three-day yaoi convention. Kazahaya didn't have an idea though if what exactly is yaoi. (This is not a crack fic though! XDDD Srzbznz fic is srzbznz. XD)
AN: I've just recently reread Gohou Drug and got inspired to write a fanfic! :D This is my first GD fanfic and I hope this goes well~ :3
Daily exposure to yaoi causes poisoning
A Gohou Drug fanfiction
Disclaimer: Gohou Drug belongs to CLAMP-sama, as well as Kamui and Fuuma from X. :D "Late Night Escapades" is just a random title that popped on my mind, if it does exist, I do not own it. XD
Chapter 1 is here! (^_^)
------
Chapter 2: Seme? Uke?
"Aaah~~ Have-- Have we lost them yet?"
"I guess we're safe in here... for now."
"Haaaah~ Ffffinally~~~!!!" Kazahaya panted heavily as he held onto his chest; he could feel his heart thumping wildly and it made him a bit anxious, sensing that any minute from now, his heart would just drop out from his body then land on the floor. True, he's a speedy runner but running away from fangirls wasn't really as easy as he thought it was.
As he watched the light-brown haired boy continuously breathing in and out as sweats trickled down his pale cheeks from his forehead, Rikuou thought it was another perfect opportunity to mock the smaller boy, while the latter was all exhausted and short for breath, "Hmm. If only you were not swinging that sword in front of my face, we wouldn't have had caught attention right away. What a moron."
Of course, Kazahaya didn't let that one pass, "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!? You're as big as a gorilla (and looks like one too) that's why we got noticed right away!!! JERK! ANYWAY! Why do we have to hide in this tiny cubicle together when this restroom has three cubicles, people might get the wrong idea! Gaaaah, I can't breathe~!"
There, he's out of breath again. Rikuou smirked to himself.
"Well of course, anyone who will see us going out from the same cubicle will get the wrong idea. All the people outside are yaoi fans after all," Rikuou said as if it was not really too much of a big deal, at least to him.
Kazahaya was still busy gasping for air and shortly, Rikuou's facial expression became serious.
"Anyway, we should get going as soon as you're breathing normally again. Those girls would probably see us for the next two days, too, so there's no point in hiding now."
The other guy was still unable to react back. And Rikuou found himself smirking again, "Now, now, stop panting heavily already, people might further get the wrong idea."
Kazahaya, for the meantime, could only glare angrily at Rikuou while clenching his right fist and cursing the bigger guy at the back of his mind.
--
"They called us 'Kamui' and 'Fuuma' a while ago right? Is it because of what we're wearing and these… these swords?" Kazahaya asked Rikuou with thoughtful eyes as they walked around leisurely, trying not to attract any abrupt attention again.
"I believe so. You… You didn't read Kakei's e-mail carefully, did you?" Rikuou was now staring at Kazahaya skeptically.
Kazahaya pouted, "Well, I---" But he stopped talking as soon as huge tarpaulins of two boys kissing and hugging each other caught his attention. "What the--!" he shrieked, then his cheeks became bright red and eventually, his whole body froze.
"You always have the most interesting expressions and reactions," Rikuou thought to himself.
Fortunately, Kazahaya froze somewhere secluded, somewhere unnoticeable from hawk-eyed flailing fangirls. Rikuou then decided to observe the place for the meantime while his 'partner-in-crime' was still too preoccupied standing there looking like a rock. What a weird place, he thought. Reading about such events in newspapers was odd enough already, but being surrounded by such stuffs and people was definitely a hundred times weirder. Wherever Rikuou looked, he could see girls and boys dressed up as anime and manga characters; there were also people wearing clothes, which if Rikuou could remember correctly, called gothic Lolita and punk fashion. He also noticed that 80% of female population was dressed up as guys. Indeed, this place seemed like another universe to the tall and handsome guy. And he thought, perhaps to the innocent little cat beside him, this place was hell.
He continued "inspecting" the place and his eyebrows furrowed every now and then as he cought sight of countless mangas, DVDs, and posters with two guys kissing, hugging, or posing in suggestive positions on the cover. Rikuou wasn't against yaoi or anything, actually he could care less, but the thought of two guys attending a yaoi convention while dressed up as characters who were known for being together or were paired fervently by fans was at least disturbing to him. But anyway, this was work.
Rikuou got lost in his thoughts for a minute when suddenly, the speakers which were placed all around the convention center began producing noisy sounds. Soon, someone started talking trough a microphone. "IRRASHAIMASE~! Welcome to the annual Kira-Kira Yaoi Convention!" greeted the enthusiastic female emcee standing on the stage. She was wearing an elegant but rather daring kimono, her black hair very long and straight, but Rikuou doubted that it was her real hair.
People started cheering and that further caught Rikuou's attention. Then he looked at Kazahaya who was still immobile and decided to poke the latter's stomach softly with his shinken, "Hey, the event is finally starting, pay attention."
"Eeeh?" Kazahaya managed to blink.
The emcee continued announcing while grinning sheepishly, her eyes were seemingly heart-shaped, "We have lots of fun activities prepared for this very special event~! And for this fiery first day, today's highlight is going to be the voice acting contest called SEIYAOI, which stands for seiyuu and yaoi! Hahaha, I'm so witty~~~!"
"Voice acting…?" Rikuou whispered to himself while frowning a bit, he seemed clueless.
"It's your chance to play uke or seme using your secret uke-fied and seme-fied voice! Of course, the contestants should come in pair! Any couple who wants to give it a try should immediately come to the booth beside this stage and have your names registered! Then, we will give you the manga you would be reading here in front beforehand so you can do some practice or internalization! Just a word of advice though, your rendition should be the best to win this match, along with the other two contents, in order to win the much-anticipated grand prize and the cash prize! For this contest, all participants will also receive a very special yaoi drama CD, isn't that grand~!? The presentation will begin at exactly 1:00 pm so be sure to be around when we call your names, okay? And remember, there's no such thing as coincidence, only hitsuzen!" With that, the host raised a bottle of sake and everyone started cheering once more.
Rikuou transferred his gaze at Kazahaya's face with a deadly serious expression on his face, though Kazahaya was still in a daze.
"Hey, you heard that, right? I didn't quite understand everything but we should participate in that contest and win. There's no other option."
Looking like an idiot, the one dressed as Kamui stabbed his cheek using index finger, "Hmm???"
And Rikuou could only sigh helplessly while scratching his temple; he realized that perhaps he would need extra effort to drag Kazahaya around and to force him to move his ass in order to accomplish this mission.
--
"EEEECK!!! How can two guys do--- do something like this?!?! This is beyond normal!!! And why do I have to read such filthy sentences in front of hundreds of people!?!?! Actually, why am I even touching this book!?!?" Kazahaya bawled frantically while blushing; and with the help of his holy sword, he started stabbing the manga he was holding which was entitled "Late Night Escapades."
"Because you need money," Rikuou answered in a very callous voice, completely opposite from Kazahaya's. "And stop destroying that if you can't pay for that later."
Kazahaya sniffed like a little boy, apparently he had finally realized that complaining would do him no good so he just sulked instead, "Why am I so poor~~ And why is Kakei-san so scary~? If he weren't that scary I would have backed-out~ But if I backed-out, I would have to pay that cancellation fee, and I'd die working myself to death~~"
Then he looked at Rikuou with watery eyes, "I-This is so embarrassing~! I can't even finish reading this!"
Rikuou just grinned sarcastically, "Tss, don't take it too seriously, you moronic virgin. All you need to do is read those dialogues with your normal voice and just get it over and done with."
"Shush! Why do I have the feeling that you totally don't mind this?! Actually, it seems to me that you're enjoying this! You must be really a closet yaoi fan! What a perv!" Kazahaya grumbled while scratching his head, disheveling his wig a bit. He suddenly remembered that Rikuou truly seemed like a professional when they were in that all boys' school, acting as if they were really going out together.
"Everyone!!! The time has finally come to begin the shiny voice-acting contest! May we call on our first pair, Sakai Mafuyu-san and Kaga Hanasa-san, to please come on stage!" the announcement resonated all over the convention center.
Rikuou's fingers flinched a bit then he looked at Kazahaya with sharp eyes, "Hey, we're the next pair after that. Try listening to them so you wouldn't make a fool out of yourself later."
Kazahaya looked at the stage and somehow got confused, "Eeeh? They're girls…? Is that all right?"
"Hmm, almost everyone is. That's why the girls from before looked pretty excited when they saw us. So there's a big chance for us to win the contests easily, unless you screw up."
A few minutes had passed and… Kazahaya was already covering his ears, while his eyes were twirling and his face as red as a tomato, "What the heck, everything is weird, I don't wanna hear~~~~~~~~!"
Rikuou did his trademark mocking smirk to annoy the hell out of Kazahaya as always, "Your virgin ears can't take it, hn?"
--
Finally, Rikuou and Kazahaya were called on stage. Pretty boy Kazahaya looked as if he was floating in outer space though, while Rikuou was still his usual cool and handsome self.
As expected, the fangirls squeaked hysterically just by the mere sight of two handsome guys standing on the same stage. "Fuuma-chaaaan~~! Kamui-chaaaan~! *hearts*" they squealed in unison.
The host became even more exuberant upon setting eyes on Rikuou and Kazahaya, "Uwaaah, this is so exciting!!! We have real guys cosplaying as Fuuma and Kamui!"
"Kyaaaaaaaaa~~!!!" the fangirls continued to squeal.
Looking at Kazahaya and Rikuou with huge sparkling eyes, the host asked, "Ne, ne, perhaps it's obvious already but let me confirm, who will play as the uke???"
"Him, Kazahaya," Rikuou answered.
"Just as I thought~! Well then, let's begin! Everyone is already pretty excited to hear your version of the famous hot scene from 'Late Night Escapades,' neeee????"
While throwing their hands up in the air, everyone screamed, "Yeeeeees~~!"
"Okay, seme to the right side of the stage, uke to the left side! Get ready, sound-effects-people-san at the back!" the host who looked like she was cosplaying as an uncanny shopkeeper said while happily clasping her hands together.
Shortly, Rikuou nodded then nudged Kazahaya with his elbow. When he received no response, he whispered something to Kazahaya's ear, "You shouldn't slack off while at work, you idiot. Let's get going."
Kazahaya's eyes bulged, sensing that it was finally the moment.
"Eeeeh! Fanservice!!!" screamed a group of teenage girls.
--
Grasping the manga tightly with shaking fingers, almost breaking it, Kazahaya started reading the words inside a speech bubble which was pointed to a thin male manga character with long hair and large eyes. Kazahaya's face looked as though it was burning, quite similar to the character's facial expression in the manga.
"B-But, Makkuro-sempai… I-I am not yet really ready…" he stuttered. Eleven fangirls started swooning.
"Don't worry, Kitsu-kun. I'll make you feel good. Promise, I'll be gentle," Rikuou said in a very low and sexy voice (which could give Suwabe Junichi-san a run for his money), obviously reading his character's lines. More fangirls fainted because of the sexy.
Then, slow seductive music started playing in the background.
Forcing himself to read all of his character's dialogues for the sake of money, Kazahaya continued reading while almost shoving his mouth on the microphone, "Ugh, se-sempai! Wait, d-ah- not yet-ah--!"
"Trust me, everything will be all right," Rikuou read nonchalantly.
Sound of rustling clothes started to be heard all over the place.
Kazahaya gulped before reading the next line; he was still as stiff as when he positioned in front of the microphone and its stand a couple of minutes ago, though his knees were clearly trembling, "Uwaaah, sempai you--- you're huge..."
Rikuou stole a glimpse at Kazahaya then smirked to himself, "I seriously hope I can fit my whole stuff inside of you."
"S-Sempai…," the uke whispered.
After a few seconds…
"N-Aaaah, stop, sempai--! It h-hurts…" Kazahaya continued to stammer while his whole body seemed to had just been painted all shades of red.
"D-Did you really mean that… Kitsu-kun? Your body seems to say otherwise… when you're all wet and your thing is really already as-as hard as your head…" Rikuou read while panting a bit.
"Augh… Ac-Actually, I meant to say… fff-ah-deeper, sem--- paiiii…"
"I would push even deeper if… you're not too tight... aaah…"
"S-sorry... haaah… aaah---! Please, touch me more, s-semp-ahh…"
"You-you're having fun, eeh? Just whe-- just when I thought you're innocent and all…"
"But--… Ne, sempai… don't stop licking, you're good with-augh... your mouth as well…"
"Why yes, I'm a great m-multi-tasker…"
Half of the convention attendees had passed out by now with blood sprouting out from their noses while sticky sound effects could be heard as Rikuou and Kazahaya read their lines.
In a pleading voice, Kazahaya started whimpering, "Aaaah…! Sempaaaiiii, take it out, I think I'm--- I'm going to come…!"
"Haaah, me, too. I love you, let me come inside of you, K-Kitsu-kun… Aaaah--!" Rikuou's moan was rough but seductive.
"But---!"
"Ah--- AAAAHHH!!!" they finally came--- rather, shouted together. Kazahaya did it in a almost high-pitched voice while Rikuou did it with his deep manly voice.
Fangirls who were still alive roared into a very loud cheer and started clapping to no end as some of them shouted random stuffs such as "Rape me, Fuuma-chaaaan!" and "I'll rape you, Kamui-chaaan!"
With amber eyes enlarged in disbelief because of what he had just managed to do, Kazahaya fell on his knees, while embracing himself.
Rikuou was surprised and he immediately went to Kazahaya's side of the stage; he knelt in front of his roommate and grasped the uke's upper arms with his strong hands. With a little worried look on his face, he asked Kazahaya, "Hey, are you all right?"
Kazahaya slowly raised his head to look at Rikuou's face. His expression seemed as though he had just done something horrifying and unfortunately got caught, his face still red, his whole body trembling, "GAAAAH, J-JUST NOW… WHAT HAVE WE JUST DONE~~?!?"
The seme was silenced for a while… staring at Kazahaya grimly, "…"
Not knowing exactly what to do or say at the moment, Rikuou just did what he's best at. He smirked at Kazahaya with matching amused eyes, "Oh, you were great. I didn't think you have such a cute and sexy voice. I think you can actually do something like that for a living. You almost got me aroused."
Kazahaya's eyes widened some more. He grimaced, started gritting his teeth, then he pulled his wig from his head and tried to shove it into Rikuou's face… but failed miserably, "WHY YOU--!!!"
Meanwhile, the fangirls started taking pictures of the Green Drugstore workers to show off to their blogs and random forums as soon as they get home.
-TBC.
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x-posted to FF.net~ ♥