Wondering
Hey Kids .I have an update on Stinkylady.Stinkylady call me over to her house YEP here we go again.She had some leftover FOOD she wanna to share and oh dod it look yummy .Its was homemade soup made of leftovers and of course it had that special funk that lives in her .Oh I almost forgot she made bread have you NO you have never ever smelled funk bread.Whew I really went over to help her find a hiding place for a very expensive diamond ring one of her men gave her (another one is going to give her a camper)Oh my goodness when I saw that ring hmm I thought maybe I should take some of her funk and rub it all over me so I can get tresures then I took another whiff and said FUCK NO...anyway we start looking for places to hide her ring its a 5000.00 ring people .Well we went into the attic I swear to this there is like 5 snakes that are dead FUNK got them.Poor bastards.Then we decided to tape it under a dresser so if any dumbass would break in they couldnt possibly find it.She wanted to talk about some drama so I told her lets sit outside so she began to tell me a woman at work waited for her in the parking lot and was pissed off because Stinkylady stole her boyfriend and she had passed in front of Stinkyladys house and saw his truck there and she wanted to know what they were up too.I am thinking fixing to die from the funk(can you imagine what her twat smells like)I at this time just want to hurl all over her so she says they were praying YES Stinkylady is a church going woman and the lady asked her if the word stupid is written on her forehead so dumbass Stinky looks and says well no!!I think tonight Stinkylady and scorned woman might throw down at work.I will update .I thinking well maybe I can RUN away fast fast so I dont have to put the food in Uglys car and bring it home to her.I know she would just gooble that soup up and then have to dip the bread in soup and well never mind you know if I came home with soup she would make me eat it!So I try and sneak off but NO I have to go back in the damn curd and watch as she sentence me to a 4hr hurl job all the way home.Get ready I am standing in the hallway and we hear noises coming out of the room where we hid the ring.I go peep and there is a 6foot looking rat rolling the ring around on the floor and then he got the tape caught on himself and all Hell broke loose .You all know what I did I said Fuck-you Stinkylady and FUCK-you Mr Big RAT foaming at the mouth because he tasted the ring and the funk tasting tape and the BIG BIG rat started hollering and a jumping he was a chasing me so I took off running jump in my car and haulass Now I am thinking about that poor old Mr Rat he had to taste the funk.......... Poor Poor Bastard