Fun with Ugly
I just have to share this with UGLYS fans.Well the other night Ugly comes out of her room looking extra white, with huge swollen RED ears,Bee swollen looking lips and looking really odd.Hmm I thought to myself now what kinda look is my kid going for this time and how in the HELL did she achieve it because DAMN that looks real and should look really good on stage.Ugly began to tell me she thinks shes having some kind of attack I"m again thinking thats some good acting!Hmm what are you going for I ask her.She says no I think I am really having an attack so I go look at her up close and starting freaking because its WAS real.She decided to make her self throw-up (which is hard for her to do she is very retentive)and I have flash backs to the movie the EXORCIST because she was throwing up green stuff(she had eaten a large bag of trail mix nuts)so after she throws up she trys to get up and I thought to myself that this looks like a scene in Blue Vevelt and so she jumps in the tub and trys to drown herself with hot water and asked for some vodka looked like a scene from The Shining.WE also had a cat that we had found the day before and was trying to have babies and couldnt so we brought her to the doctor and they had given her a C-section and she was in a box in Uglys bathroom taking care of her babies so everytime we would go in there she would come out screaming, hissing and biting its was so funny next time I am going to have to document Hell in the Bathroom....