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[gothmogbalrog]

*observes this through the palantir*

>:|

THAT DOES IT! I'M MISSING OUT ON MY BABY GIRL GROWING UP!!!!!

ETA:

MUMSY!!!!!!!!!

And Lisse and Daemion... help?

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[daemion_huine]

*manifests, still eating a mutton joint*

Whassup?

[gothmogbalrog]

You!

How would you like to help me retrieve my daughter from that fuckhead Irmo?

[daemion_huine]

*shrugs* Sure. Can I finish eating first?

[gothmogbalrog]

Yes, yes, we're still at the plotting phase.

[daemion_huine]

Cool. *eats and watches you plot*

[gothmogbalrog]

Right. Firstly, we need SOMETHING to distract that wanker and his wife. >:|

Hmmmm....

[_annatar]

Pigeons will work for Irmo.

[gothmogbalrog]

Right. We need a huge congregation of pigeons.

Hmmm...

AH-HAH!!!!!

We BLOW UP A BAKERS!!!!!!!!

[_annatar]

To attract the pigeons?

[gothmogbalrog]

YES!!!!!!!!

[_annatar]

It has the advantage of being disruptive in its own right as well. A double distraction.

[gothmogbalrog]

Precisely.

All we need to do is stick something explosive into the ovens. Or flour.

[_annatar]

Perhaps something like this, disguised as wood for their fires.

[gothmogbalrog]

Now... all we need to do is somehow plant it there...

We need some sort of covert method of placing it... hmmm....

[_annatar]

They must get a cord of wood delivered periodically.

[gothmogbalrog]

Yes. That can be easily discerned via the palantir.

Excellent! This is all coming together! >:)