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[gothmogbalrog]

*observes this through the palantir*

>:|

THAT DOES IT! I'M MISSING OUT ON MY BABY GIRL GROWING UP!!!!!

ETA:

MUMSY!!!!!!!!!

And Lisse and Daemion... help?

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*peers*

They do grow rather fast.

[gothmogbalrog]

*seethes*

Okay. That does it. I'm getting her back AS. SOON. AS. POSSIBLE.

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Plan it carefully.

[gothmogbalrog]

Right. Firstly, diversion.

Secondly, Lisse or Daemion will teleport and snatch her.

Thirdly, deposit Kulinaiel with my mother.

[daemion_huine]

*manifests, still eating a mutton joint*

Whassup?

[gothmogbalrog]

You!

How would you like to help me retrieve my daughter from that fuckhead Irmo?

[daemion_huine]

*shrugs* Sure. Can I finish eating first?

[gothmogbalrog]

Yes, yes, we're still at the plotting phase.

[fluithuin]

...Yes?

[gothmogbalrog]

I'm finally getting my arse into gear about kidnapping my baby girl.

[fluithuin]

Good boy. So what's the plan so far?

[gothmogbalrog]

We blow up a bakery to attract a flock of pigeons. Irmo HATES pigeons.