Dec 24, 2004 08:04
"The dark ones shall leave the state of VA"
The Dark Gentelman's handbook, chapter 2, verse 6
Virginia, somehow, this state is truly a southern state, which means, it has it's history of pain and slavery. More of the reason for me to leave it and the fact that I dispise it.
There is nothing in this state, expcet inbreads, hunters and dumbasses. I am unfournate that I was born here, especially in Petersburg, where I would burn down or freeze in 10 degree temperature.
Most of all, the fucking women and men, (not all of you, just enough) this has to be one of the most dumb ass states ever, other than Utah, Montana, Wisconsin, Mississippi,(why people still live there) and Kentucky.
Last week, I went to a club in Richmond named the Nacy Raygun, of course, I was talking to a few friends of mine and I had my own flask with me. Of course, any gentleman would carry his flask for good reason at all times, in which I do. So I drunk from my flask, in which had wine in it, and some guy comes to me and tells that I have to leave the club. He never gave an reason, but I left anyway. I went home and found that that I cannot have my flask in the club.
So, I though to myself, why the fuck do I want to pay much money for a drink when I can have my own. Simple, because in a club, you must by their drinks or if you get caught with a flask, you get kicked out.
Now I know that this was just so fucking stupid, that I just went to sleep and dream about why women date jackasses.
So, let me get this straight, If I had brough my own bottled water in a club, pretty much, I would be kicked out as well. Well, that sounds pretty fucking stupid, but then again, such is Virginia.
Now, before I get all of your notes supporting this shitty state. The history of this state is overall reason why I want to leave, but my family, that speaks broken language and wear stupid shit. (My step-brother wears the t-shirt with a picture of Mr.Rogers on it saying "Show kindness please" Oh, so all of a sudden, everyone likes Mr. Rogers when he is dead. Again, I did not inheart the stupid of the family)
Oh, it gets worse. My mother had a big ass picture of my step-father on a plain white t-shirt and showing it off to his side of family because as she states it. "It is hip and respect". After hearing this, I went home, and played some dark music to get my thoughts together from hearing the dumb shit that I witness.
Just like my entry about the hip-hop trend. You have these dumbasses that wear shirts of people that are deceased such as, Ray Charles, Gregory Hines, Barry White, Gurellia warefare people, The Pope, Scarface, Martin Luther Kind, and Malcom X, in which, I dont like.
So overall, Virginia is shitty and so are the dumbasses that live here. End of story.