Marvel yammerings
Tsubasa is over forever. No, I am not making this up. As of Wednesday it is ENDED and epilogued and I am finally FREE from this madness. I am not particularly pleased with CLAMP's decisions and not even in an actively hideously angry sort of way, but more of a roll out of bed ugh disappointed sort of manner. In fact I am not even going to take the time to mention here why I am displeased partly because I am just so "whatevz" about the whole ordeal, but also because I don't want to spoil anyone who is actually reading the English publications.
Crap that Regan has been doing:
*Trying to find a god damn orange puffer vest. Apparently only large men can be Marty Mcfly for halloween because I'll be damned if every single vintage-style orange vest on the ebays isn't a men's XL.
*D&Ding with gothic_ham, blinkidybah, and Eve. Dan has put together a campaign in which humans live in Tiamat's dragonskull on a pile of buried dragon gold. Gold is worthless and used mostly as decoration and shit to throw at people... dragonbones are everywhere and an important fashion accessory... and our characters are basically the most wretched, awful things ever. This is where that damn hooker gnoll is from.
*Fangirling Marvel still? Wat? I have taken it upon myself to catch up on what the hell has happened here since 1994, mostly of the Avengers variety. And man, seriously, WHAT?! What the hell are you people worried that Disney is going to screw up? How much more screwed up can this possibly get?? Do you think that a bunch of aliens will invade earth from space and half the superheros will lose their powers via some alternate universe playout and then Evil Mickey will take over with the help of the government and instate a 1,000 year reign of darkness and chaos over the hero society? OH WAIT. I'M SORRY, THAT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED.
Alphashinigami: THINGS REGAN HAS LEARNED ABOUT MARVEL
Alphashinigami: TONY STARK IS A DICK
Alphashinigami: SCARLET WITCH IS FUCKING BATSHIT AND OP
Bluefire310: YES
Bluefire310: ("OP"?)
Alphashinigami: (OVERPOWERED)
Bluefire310: (I WAS LIKE "ONE PIECE???")
Alphashinigami: (ONE PIECE MOTHAFUCKA ONE PIECE!!)
Bluefire310: (WHOOOOOOOOAAAAOOOOOO)
Alphashinigami: NORMAN OSBORN IS A FUCKER BUT I GOTTA HAND IT TO HIM FOR BEING A VILLAIN WHO ACTUALLY WINS IN A SMART WAY
Alphashinigami: (I'M IN THREEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
Bluefire310: WERD
Alphashinigami: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE X MEN
Alphashinigami: COMIC UNIVERSE IS PRETTY FUCKED TO THE UP RIGHT NOW
Alphashinigami: TONY STARK IS A DICK
Alphashinigami: AGAIN
Alphashinigami: THERE
Alphashinigami: Eve EM 191: and quicksilver decided to go to the moon with his wife
Alphashinigami: TO THE FUCKING MOON
Alphashinigami: WHAT THE FUCKING WHAT WHAT WHAT WAHT
Alphashinigami: THESE COMICS ARE SO RIDONK
Alphashinigami: HOW DO YOU READ THEM
Alphashinigami: AND NOT EXPLODE
Alphashinigami: I ASK YOU THIS VERY SERIOUS QUESTION NELLA
Bluefire310: HUH
Bluefire310: I DON'T EVEN KNOW MAN
Alphashinigami: I WAS ALL WITH THIS SHIT UNTIL QUICKSILVER GOT DEPRESSED AND MOVED TO THE MOON
Bluefire310: BUT
Alphashinigami: I AM JUST IMAGINING... THE MOON. AND THIS LITTLE SHACK
Bluefire310: HE'S JUST FAST
Alphashinigami: WHERE HE LIVES WITH HIS WIFE
Alphashinigami: AND THERE IS NOTHING ELSE
Bluefire310: HOW THE FUCK DOES HE LIVE ON THE MOON
Alphashinigami: I DO NOT EVEN FUCKING KNOW
Alphashinigami: I mean like wow man
Alphashinigami: I had no idea
Alphashinigami: I was still living in 1994 where the x men were running around in spandex hatin' on cyclops, while jean grey was popping various alternate universe babies
Bluefire310: YES
Bluefire310: ME TOO
Bluefire310: and then I decided to educate myself
Alphashinigami: none of this CRAZY APOCALYPTIC, ALIENS INVADING, MUTANTS LOSING POWERS WHILE PEOPLE RUN AWAY TO THE MOON SHIT
Alphashinigami: INSANE.
Bluefire310: OH YEAHHHHH THE DEPOWERING THINGGGG
Bluefire310: SUDDENLY A WHOLE BUNCH OF X-MEN ARE LIKE "LOL WAT"
Alphashinigami: HAHAHA
Alphashinigami: BALLLSSS
Alphashinigami: I have a solution to the marvel problem
Alphashinigami: Wonderella needs to show up
Alphashinigami: and just punch everyone
Alphashinigami: the people who continue to be fuckfaces get punched to death
Alphashinigami: the people who are less fuckfaces like the runwaways just get punched a little. Like a warning punch or five.
Alphashinigami: Tony Stark gets punched so hard he becomes a black hole
Conclusions: Scarlet Witch is a bamf. Robert Downy Jr Iron Man is the ONLY Iron Man.
Crap that Regan has been doing:
*Trying to find a god damn orange puffer vest. Apparently only large men can be Marty Mcfly for halloween because I'll be damned if every single vintage-style orange vest on the ebays isn't a men's XL.
*D&Ding with gothic_ham, blinkidybah, and Eve. Dan has put together a campaign in which humans live in Tiamat's dragonskull on a pile of buried dragon gold. Gold is worthless and used mostly as decoration and shit to throw at people... dragonbones are everywhere and an important fashion accessory... and our characters are basically the most wretched, awful things ever. This is where that damn hooker gnoll is from.
*Fangirling Marvel still? Wat? I have taken it upon myself to catch up on what the hell has happened here since 1994, mostly of the Avengers variety. And man, seriously, WHAT?! What the hell are you people worried that Disney is going to screw up? How much more screwed up can this possibly get?? Do you think that a bunch of aliens will invade earth from space and half the superheros will lose their powers via some alternate universe playout and then Evil Mickey will take over with the help of the government and instate a 1,000 year reign of darkness and chaos over the hero society? OH WAIT. I'M SORRY, THAT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED.
Alphashinigami: THINGS REGAN HAS LEARNED ABOUT MARVEL
Alphashinigami: TONY STARK IS A DICK
Alphashinigami: SCARLET WITCH IS FUCKING BATSHIT AND OP
Bluefire310: YES
Bluefire310: ("OP"?)
Alphashinigami: (OVERPOWERED)
Bluefire310: (I WAS LIKE "ONE PIECE???")
Alphashinigami: (ONE PIECE MOTHAFUCKA ONE PIECE!!)
Bluefire310: (WHOOOOOOOOAAAAOOOOOO)
Alphashinigami: NORMAN OSBORN IS A FUCKER BUT I GOTTA HAND IT TO HIM FOR BEING A VILLAIN WHO ACTUALLY WINS IN A SMART WAY
Alphashinigami: (I'M IN THREEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
Bluefire310: WERD
Alphashinigami: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE X MEN
Alphashinigami: COMIC UNIVERSE IS PRETTY FUCKED TO THE UP RIGHT NOW
Alphashinigami: TONY STARK IS A DICK
Alphashinigami: AGAIN
Alphashinigami: THERE
Alphashinigami: Eve EM 191: and quicksilver decided to go to the moon with his wife
Alphashinigami: TO THE FUCKING MOON
Alphashinigami: WHAT THE FUCKING WHAT WHAT WHAT WAHT
Alphashinigami: THESE COMICS ARE SO RIDONK
Alphashinigami: HOW DO YOU READ THEM
Alphashinigami: AND NOT EXPLODE
Alphashinigami: I ASK YOU THIS VERY SERIOUS QUESTION NELLA
Bluefire310: HUH
Bluefire310: I DON'T EVEN KNOW MAN
Alphashinigami: I WAS ALL WITH THIS SHIT UNTIL QUICKSILVER GOT DEPRESSED AND MOVED TO THE MOON
Bluefire310: BUT
Alphashinigami: I AM JUST IMAGINING... THE MOON. AND THIS LITTLE SHACK
Bluefire310: HE'S JUST FAST
Alphashinigami: WHERE HE LIVES WITH HIS WIFE
Alphashinigami: AND THERE IS NOTHING ELSE
Bluefire310: HOW THE FUCK DOES HE LIVE ON THE MOON
Alphashinigami: I DO NOT EVEN FUCKING KNOW
Alphashinigami: I mean like wow man
Alphashinigami: I had no idea
Alphashinigami: I was still living in 1994 where the x men were running around in spandex hatin' on cyclops, while jean grey was popping various alternate universe babies
Bluefire310: YES
Bluefire310: ME TOO
Bluefire310: and then I decided to educate myself
Alphashinigami: none of this CRAZY APOCALYPTIC, ALIENS INVADING, MUTANTS LOSING POWERS WHILE PEOPLE RUN AWAY TO THE MOON SHIT
Alphashinigami: INSANE.
Bluefire310: OH YEAHHHHH THE DEPOWERING THINGGGG
Bluefire310: SUDDENLY A WHOLE BUNCH OF X-MEN ARE LIKE "LOL WAT"
Alphashinigami: HAHAHA
Alphashinigami: BALLLSSS
Alphashinigami: I have a solution to the marvel problem
Alphashinigami: Wonderella needs to show up
Alphashinigami: and just punch everyone
Alphashinigami: the people who continue to be fuckfaces get punched to death
Alphashinigami: the people who are less fuckfaces like the runwaways just get punched a little. Like a warning punch or five.
Alphashinigami: Tony Stark gets punched so hard he becomes a black hole
Conclusions: Scarlet Witch is a bamf. Robert Downy Jr Iron Man is the ONLY Iron Man.