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[knowthestakes]

[sounding a cross between annoyed, embarrassed, and exasperated]

Let's just not talk about it, okay?

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... ... ...

I don't remember seeing you, Margarita...

[knowthestakes]

Let's. Not. Talk about it.

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B-But I don't even know what it is we're not talking about.

[knowthestakes]

Doesn't matter! Anyway! Guess what showed up at my house yesterday?

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...Am I supposed to be able to answer that?

[knowthestakes]

You're supposed to at least suggest something. That's why it's called "guessing".

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A hat.

...For your frog.

[knowthestakes]

[silence...and then she laughs]

You're so silly! No, it's not a hat for Surely, it's a- well, I'll let you talk to him.

[some rustling and then a squeaky young male voice begins to speak]

Hello!

1/2

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You regained a prepubescent boy?

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WAIT! IS MARGARITA AN UNWED TEENAGE MOTHER?! First her alcoholic parents and now this!

[knowthestakes]

What?

[oh god I am crying Kanako can probably faintly hear Margarita in the background:]

Go on, tell her what you are! I don't think she's ever met one of you before.

Well, okay...I'm an elf, miss.

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...An elf?

[knowthestakes]

Yeah! Do you need any cleaning done?

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Cleaning? I was thinking toy-making or cookie-baking.

[knowthestakes]

Cookies? Well, us elves are pretty good at preparing food and doing other chores around the house, but I don't know about making toys...