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[ - PRIVATE - ]
I knew that, being an average girl and not from a shounen or magical girl series, I prooobably wouldn't be getting anything remarkable from that store, but--
NOW THAT OUR DETERMINED PROTAGONIST HAS WEATHERED YET ANOTHER TRIAL, WHAT IS SHE TO EXPECT NOW? HOW WILL SHE PREPARE HERSELF FOR THE ORDEALS WAITING FOR HER?
--why did it have to be you?!
TUNE IN AND SEE HOW OUR SHAMELESS HERO FIGHTS AGAINST ALL ODDS TO MEAGERLY SCRAPE BY HER WAY TO SURVIVAL!
Sh-Shameless? How can you talk about your main character that way? Not to mention 'tune in'? Have you even noticed the change in media format? I'm not even sure how this'll work, considering you usually only speak up at the beginning and ending of an episode...
HOW WILL OUR FAIR MAIDEN--
See! 'Fair maiden': now that's how you should be talking about me.
--MAKE DO WITHOUT THE PRESENCE OF THE HUMILIATE-ABLE KANAKO?!
Oh. You're talking about Mariya--WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MARIYA?! I'M the main character and he's--HE'S A SADISTIC MAN, no 'fair maiden'!
Just...just please be quiet while I make this call...
[ - PUBLIC - ]
I-I want to apologize to everyone that I talked to over the last few days. Th-That wasn't me! I SWEAR! I have no idea what came over--okay, yes, I do: that candy did it, but I swear I have no idea why it made me...act like that of all things. I met people for the first time while like that; I'm so embarrassed that I could just die. I even used words I don't even know the definitions for! L-Like 'ravishing'. I don't have the slightest clue how what I was doing related to radishes!
WILL OUR HERO'S PLEAS FOR FORGIVENESS FALL ON DEAF EARS, ROBBING HER OF SALVATION? WILL HER BATTLE TO REDEEM HERSELF CONTINUE ON? HOW MANY RESTRAINING ORDERS WILL SHE BE RECEIVING?
Dear Mother-in-Heaven, being the main character outside of your own series is much more difficult than Kanako had once thought.
[NOTE: Kanako has regained the Maria Holic anime's narrator; of course, with this requiring fourth-wall-breaking, only characters that can also break the fourth wall (such as the Disgaea cast, for example) should be able to hear him. For everyone else, it'll seem like Kanako is just talking to herself.
In other words, nothing will have changed.]
I knew that, being an average girl and not from a shounen or magical girl series, I prooobably wouldn't be getting anything remarkable from that store, but--
NOW THAT OUR DETERMINED PROTAGONIST HAS WEATHERED YET ANOTHER TRIAL, WHAT IS SHE TO EXPECT NOW? HOW WILL SHE PREPARE HERSELF FOR THE ORDEALS WAITING FOR HER?
--why did it have to be you?!
TUNE IN AND SEE HOW OUR SHAMELESS HERO FIGHTS AGAINST ALL ODDS TO MEAGERLY SCRAPE BY HER WAY TO SURVIVAL!
Sh-Shameless? How can you talk about your main character that way? Not to mention 'tune in'? Have you even noticed the change in media format? I'm not even sure how this'll work, considering you usually only speak up at the beginning and ending of an episode...
HOW WILL OUR FAIR MAIDEN--
See! 'Fair maiden': now that's how you should be talking about me.
--MAKE DO WITHOUT THE PRESENCE OF THE HUMILIATE-ABLE KANAKO?!
Oh. You're talking about Mariya--WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MARIYA?! I'M the main character and he's--HE'S A SADISTIC MAN, no 'fair maiden'!
Just...just please be quiet while I make this call...
[ - PUBLIC - ]
I-I want to apologize to everyone that I talked to over the last few days. Th-That wasn't me! I SWEAR! I have no idea what came over--okay, yes, I do: that candy did it, but I swear I have no idea why it made me...act like that of all things. I met people for the first time while like that; I'm so embarrassed that I could just die. I even used words I don't even know the definitions for! L-Like 'ravishing'. I don't have the slightest clue how what I was doing related to radishes!
WILL OUR HERO'S PLEAS FOR FORGIVENESS FALL ON DEAF EARS, ROBBING HER OF SALVATION? WILL HER BATTLE TO REDEEM HERSELF CONTINUE ON? HOW MANY RESTRAINING ORDERS WILL SHE BE RECEIVING?
Dear Mother-in-Heaven, being the main character outside of your own series is much more difficult than Kanako had once thought.
[NOTE: Kanako has regained the Maria Holic anime's narrator; of course, with this requiring fourth-wall-breaking, only characters that can also break the fourth wall (such as the Disgaea cast, for example) should be able to hear him. For everyone else, it'll seem like Kanako is just talking to herself.
In other words, nothing will have changed.]