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WELL due to a technical error Pete le Sweet and Scroobius Stitch completely fucking forgot they were off to Spain for sonar with Dajve an' the lads in the middle of the month. OOPS. So on Saturday me an' Pip went for pancakes then done some shopping (ARGH) for holiday clothes which I've never had to buy before but a lot of it will do me for summer ( Read more... )

SAMWISE CLARKINSON LISTENS TO AQUA AND N*SYNC. FACT.

Was roused by a chapping on the door, saw a wee alcoholic dude standing there (he was clearly an alcoholic, the veins on his nose were pulsating at me) open up, EXPECTING the great gatsby to be delivered as I ordered it a week ago BUT NO it was the council ASKING FOR MONEY I DON'T HAVE.

I expected classic literature, I got a bill for over £600.

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Personally from here on out I will be following the path of the Bonobos.

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