~03~ [Gossip Post #2]

[gosspingqueen]

What's up NYC?

Did you enjoy yourselves at the ball? I know I did. Although the taste of vomit and other things in my mouth the morning after wasn't all that cute...

But let's cut to the chase, there's a handful of juicy gossip I need to share with the rest of your teachers, friends, family members and lovers--they've been up to snuff.



In Case You Didn't Know(s)

1. A girl whose name begins with a T and ends in a YA classifies chicks with short hair as not...well, chicks.

So start growing your hair out ladies if you don't want to be labeled a ? Although none of you will be able to ever reach my shiny-sleek-soft-smooth golden-blonde status. You're more than welcom to try though~

Pictures

A certain old busty guidence counselor actually gets some. Who knew?



Also, it seems that a psychopath fangirl (or boy) went a little overboard dealing with MS paint. There was an e-mail that came with the picture. It was so absolutely filthy that even I couldn't handle it, and therefore, didn't have the heart to post the whole thing here. You can bribe me for it though~



Basically, this pretty little Uchiha has a serious stalker on the prowl. Watch out baby, I wouldn't want to see your sexy self get raped by a creeper.

Videos

This vid was sent to me with this message.

After a copious amount of death threats and sadistic warnings due to an event that never happened, Asuma was almost losing a nerve. Said nerve was then lost when a group of fangirls decided to confront the teacher outside his Upper West Side apartment... all of this was caught on tape.

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Sleeve pulling, belt whipping and some spanking was involved ♥ ♥

The girls left (extremely) satisfied.

That's what you get when you mess when you mess with practical royalty A.S Why don't you stick to commoners people in your league?

For the next one, I don't speak Chinese or whatever language that is, but I DID see a Sinclair art teacher making out with another guy from back in his younger days.

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Which is curious considering K.H was seen roaming the night with a pretty little blonde number that looked to be no older then 15! Someone seems to have a taste for younger women. Those crazy Asian people. It's alright. Your sexy makes up for the crazy part.

Spottings





1. A certain Sabaku wooinng a girl that...that isn't from Sinclair. And isn't...rich. What the hell is that shit? He bought her that watch AND MAYBE THAT RING.

Ew groooss. Commoners are gross. I think he tries to make up for his bad taste by getting in with I.Y. They were seen ice-skating together. As in, a DATE.

But wait. I thought they hated each other? What a predictable cover-up for blossoming true lust.

Just make sure to swtich condoms while switching from girl to girl~♥

2. Fox turned preggo boy was said to be seen squatting outside of a girl's bedroom with his hands down his pants. Masturbating, that's right. Watch it ladies. It could have been you this freak was beating off to. Just the thought of it makes me sick. Speakin of sick...

3. At the V-Day Ball, why the HELL were you kissing PREGGO BOY Maddy? Didn't he taste like failure and nastiness?

Preggo Boy's Extended Family

Fox Boy: The Mother

Maddy: The Father.(EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.WHY.)

Pink Dye: Aunt

Sassy Cakes: Uncle

Let's just hope the baby gets his father's genes and doesn't end up being a masturbating loser retard like his mother. Gawd.

4. After Sassy Cakes got kissed on the cheek by a mysterious girl and Preggo Boy ditched his friends for Maddy (and that new weird stuttering shy girl...weird much?), Pink Dye wandered the dance alone. Until she got picked up by K.H. I'll leave the rest to your imaginations.

5. By the way, that "hot" girl kissing Sexy Sassy Cookie Cakes and her equally "hot" blond friend? They were Shi-Shi and Dei-Dei in cross-dressing disguise. Surprise.

They even had me fooled.

Until next post.

♥

Things just keep getting better. You know you love me.

xoxo

GG

((EDIT: NOT WORK SAFE TACHAN ♥

EDIT TWO: A poll for 'Best Costume' is going to go up soon so that the winner of the contest can be choosen fair & square. Stay tuned!

EDIT THREE: ZANA CAN'T SPELL. *CHOSEN. I MEANT CHOSEN. ;_;))