~02~ [Gossip Post #1]
It's that time of the year again boys and girls. That oh-so-magical month of love, lust, romance, and caramel-filled Godiva chocolate is upon us once more. All the new couples forming, the frantic glancing at a crush. Should I confess? With a rose? Or kept my love to a dull silence? Oho, all those poor broken hearts on good ol' February 14th. I heard shots of straight vodka help melt away the pain ♥
Luckily, I won't be one of those unfortunate souls. Sucks to be the rest of you unwanted, lonely, rejects. But I digress. Wanna know where I'll be on V-Day?
The Host Club Valentine's Day Masquerade Ball!
Masks and beautiful (people) designer dresses? Mistaken identities and chances for anonymous hook ups? Not to mention all of the gossip I'll catch wind of during said event. I'd be crazy not to attend. The in-crowd of the Upper East Side are already plotting outfits, making dates, and taking names. I plan on being the best looking girl there, so don't even bother trying ladies. As for my date...well, I have several lined up. But if Madara would do me the honor...I'd be most obliged~♥
I heard that there's going to be a contest during the dance, and that the winner of it gets a special, super-romantic, one-on-one date with a host of their choice. But that's just something I heard. I hope it's true~!
Now, enough about that. It's time for GOSSIP! My, my, have you guys have been up to a lot of interestingly suspicious things as of late~!
In Case You Didn't Know(s)
1. One of the girls in The Host Club, is in fact, a man. All the straight boys who adore "her" have been rightfully tricked. Who is she? I'm sure you'll realize when you look hard enough.
2. Another Host Club female has laid the smack down more than once on a few rowdy customers. It was the reserved and normally cool-tempered K. Hmm, President Madara, do you think security guards might be needed to protect all of your lovely hosts?
3. A guy with adorable glasses with a medical fetish might be pushing it a little too far. Drugs and scalpels are for the real doctors sweetheart. K.Y. just don't hurt yourself or anyone else alright~?
Pictures
This was sent to my by one of my...valuable sources. It appears that a certain artist had decided to move his talent toward the more...pornographic nature? Although I must admit, he has a rather nice ass. And is that another person with in bed in the background?! I didn't know you got down like that S. Ohoho, naughty, naughty~! I love it. I'm sure the rest of the Upper East Side does as well~♥
Videos
Link: http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii300/Abishokaya/Alice%20Nine/torasneaking.gif
Sent to me by another source. With the video, I got an e-mail that read this:
"The identity of the other party is a mystery that only infamous Shisui knows but if he was the one that submitted it... that is up to him to find out. What is going on here? Is this the start of a sex tape that will shoot him to stardom becoming the new Paris Hilton or is he just helping a drunken man with a camera?
What interpretation will his fans see?"
Who was that other person, Shisui Uchiha~? And is the rest of that video on e-bay for me to buy?
Spotted
1. Three best friends duking it out in the snow (and for S.H.,'s heart maybe?)on a nightmare journey to Panera's, followed by a stop at a certain Uchiha Coffee Shop. You can guess who I'm putting money on for the winner of that battle~
2. A fox and his pink-haired sidekick sneaking out of a certain leader's home with three adorably adorable dogs. Pinky stole one of President Uchiha's item of clothing as well. A black polo sweater, to be exact. Stalker much?
3. A drunken H.J. getting kicked out of a strip club for hopping on stage and spanking one of the strippers. That's one guy I wouldn't want to take me out on a date
4. An Uchiha and a teacher, passionately kissing within the confines of a very nice red Porsche. I'll give you a hint. It was the same Uchiha from the video earlier and the initials of said teacher are A.S.
At least he was over eighteen.
((OOC: MAKE SURE TO KEEP SENDING STUFF IN YOU GUYS!!! GG WANTS IT ALLLLL.))
xoxo
GG
Female Hosts:
Male Hosts: [they might want to be careful, these things slip off quite easily~]
Before they complain, they have the option of covering up and whatnot...but then you'll make the customers sad and unsatisfied. ;_;
Going with the theme of being Cupids here~! The Host Club itself will be decked out in classy Valentine decorations and running contests all month where clients can win a chance at dates (oh my), free fanservice, kisses, and other cool prizes. It's their busiest time of year, woot, woot!
