Whut the Fack?

[gospacemanspiff]

"I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base?"

"That's right."

"Ok."

"All right."

PAUSE

"Whut's the guy's name on first base?"

"No. Whut is on second."

"I'm not asking you who's on second."

"Who's on first."

"I don't know."

"He's on third, we're not talking about him."

"Now how did I get on third base?"

"Why you mentioned his name."

"If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?"

"No. Who's playing first."

"Whut's on first?"

"Whut's on second."

"I don't know."

"He's on third."

"There I go, back on third again!"

PAUSE

"Would you just stay on third base and don't go off it."

"All right, whut do you want to know?"

"Now who's playing third base?"

"Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?"

"Whut am I putting on third."

"No. Whut is on second."

"You don't want who on second?"

"Who is on first."

"I don't know."

"Third base!"