Revenge
This morning I pulled into the parking lot at my job and got out of my car. Two twats that I work with were sitting on the bench outside smoking ciggs. I said hello to them, and one of them asked me if I could make an announcement over the loudspeaker about the bake sale that was going on in the truck driver's lounge today. I said sure, even
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We have some geese wars here in Camden, too. Geese aren't racist and will pretty much collect and poop on any parking lot or grassy knoll. So there is this North African dude that is our starch and pasta expert (I work at Campbell's) and he hates the geese so much that he has offered to get his big gun and shoot them and their babies. Everyone complaining about the geese (see: catty women) were suddenly horrified and wanted to stand up for geese rights. Understandably, African dude was confused, since he hears them bitch about the damn geese all year long (since they are no longer migrating due to all the trash we have here for them to snack on and the warmer winters). So now the women advocate geese safety and put up signs that say "geese crossing" which were then taken down by security, because that shit is stupid.
Anyway. Good story!
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