CRY WOLF III • DAY 4

Mar 06, 2010 19:39

While Ron Burgundy went out to get drunk and crunk with his news homeboys, the flock was able to vote on little Post-It notes and depost them in the Ronald McDonald House donation box for tallying. Though there was an overwhelming vote for George Washington for some reason, he's not in the flock, so the next closest was Owlman. He was lead out of the perfect Olympic pasture, tarred and feathered, and then teleported to an alternate Earth where everyone is Steve Urkel. He died shortly after because really.

Steve Urkel.

Owlman was a wolf! Congratulations, flock! One down! Celebrate in style with McNuggets, Sprite, and Takayajerky!

Welcome to Day Four

As if the world knows of your success, the sun is shining! Snow is still slushy, getting dirty from all the mud underneath. Watch your step, lest you get stuck in a slowly-thawing mudhole. The ski lift is now back in operation, but it is not advised to go up and ski at this time.

In honor of your good judgement, Zero's Segway Garage is open, and you are free to play with the segways until dusk. Any damages will be fined in double.

Live it up, flock! But remember: there are still wolves among you. The danger's not over yet. To accent this, if one stops into the ski supply shop, one will find Shego's dead body, head shoved into the cash register drawer. 50¢. Sad. There's a broken segway on the ground nearby. $500.

Shego was a sheep.

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Owlman and Shego are out! Courier Font, my little ghosties!


THE FLOCK
Saitou
Lust
Rikku
Jason Todd
Raoul Duke
Ruka
Ashton
Kiryu
Rachel Grey
Luffy
Trowa
Remus
Tim Drake
Ghost
Dr. Horrible
Norman Osborn
Bakura
Santo
Alex/Phobos
Toro
Rikki Barnes
Soundwave
Renji
Tyrael
Misty
Koltira
Shockwave
Suzie
Pro
Link
Safeguard
Mew
Guy
Jono

TOTAL: 34
WOLVES: 1

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