STOLEN LOVINGLY FROM KAI.......... AGAIN

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FOR ALLIANCES AND/OR MURDERING........ I MEAN CLEARLY

[easytochop]

NAMEPROSCONS

Knives
BFFL, shares disdain of humanity, no longer the biggest virgin ever IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN..., encryption skills which he shares readily with me, the closest thing to an equal I have here, likes killing people with me :), gets along well with Gluttony for some reason
Friends with Robin who blew my face off :(, temperamental, possibly more powerful than me?, prone to crazy berserker rage, wishes he were dead, might leave someday, it's awkward to actually have something close to an emotional investment in someone I'm not related to, has markedly different motivations, what the fuck is with those shoulderpads seriously.

Cavil
Has helped me in the past and owes me, clever, easily disposed of, not human, being in the asshole peanut gallery on the Network is always entertaining, computer skills!
MOTHERFUCKER IS IN JAIL, hid being a robot from me, would obviously pump Gluttony for information, has connections to Angelica Einstellsehn after some fashion, his hatred of humanity is childish to say the least, Saitou,

[wolfuntamed]

/totally proud to be considered a con 8D

[easytochop]

you are like an annoying dog that he owns that will come into the room while we are chillaxing

only instead of barking or dragging your nuts across the carpet you just kill him

over and over and over and over and over and

[wolfuntamed]

NEVER ENOUGH TIME TO EVEN MAKE-OUT WITH HIM
CAUSE HALFWAY INTO IT HE'S DEAD

[meowminx]

NAMEPROSCONS

Logan
- They work well together
- A lot in common
- Possibly her most successful relationship to date!
- Also one of her longest
- He loves her
- Keeps getting ported out
- Literally accepted it was over for good the day before he reappeared
- He's here five minutes and gets all protective again >:|
- A lot happened in five months
- He loves her :/

James Bond
- Definite chemestry
- Likes the chases as much as she does
- Good taste in cars
- Accent
- Pretty hot
- Arrogant bastard
- Womanizer

Guy Gardner
- Decent guy
- Stuff in common (also likes kids, drinking, fighting)
- Keeps buying flowers
- Sex on the moon~
- So far, ONLY sex on the moon
- Tries a bit too hard?

Tony Stark
- Rich
- Not a bad kisser
- Builds some nice tech
- Saved life!
- Sometimes seems like he actually cares
- Arrogant bastard
- Womanizer
- Exceptionally bad date
- Scammed into V-Day dinner :|

Batman
- One of the best
- Real chemistry
- Wrong Batman
- Rejected her advances at Thanksgiving :c
- Hasn't been around lately

Natasha
- A lot in common

[flowersnotboys]

"Not unattractive"?

[meowminx]

That's what it says.

[flowersnotboys]

I suppose any compliment, even a round about one, is best taken coming from you.

okay I. think this may be the last time I edit idek o.o

[wolfuntamed]

NAMEPROSCONS

Elisa Maza
✔ Hot
✔ Cop lady
✔ A hot cop lady
✔ They're friends-ish as-is or. at least were.,
✔ Doesn't mind having her around/having conversation with her
✔ They worked together all this time and didn't kill each other so that's gotta count for something
✖ He uh
✖ kind of
✖ landed her in the hospital ahaha
✖ And he's a killer and she's not
✖ And he's on the run from the law and she's not
✖ And there's kind of a REALLY BIG GARGOYLE GLARING DAGGERS AT HIM RIGHT NOW
✖ ...... ACTUALLY THE WHOLE POLICE FORCE IS GLARING DAGGERS AT HIM RIGHT NOW
✖ SO THERE'S THAT......

Kiryu Kyosuke
✔ His best friend
✔ They live together already
✔ Also gave him a place to crash right after resigning from the police
✔ And a place to hide
✔ Someone that will listen to his ranting
✔ ... Okay he's not bad-looking either
✔ And he's eager to learn swordplay
✔ He goes around wearing a Shinsengumi jacket okay that gives him lots of points
✖ KIND OF CRAZY

[darkprophecies]

/is a bitch so no more edits for you

[wolfuntamed]

I GOT ONE LAST ONE IN HA

[darkprophecies]

GDIT D8

I like the colors of yours thought /t-touches them

FINALLY there god done

[bluffing_ruffle]

MILES A. EDGEWORTHPROSCONS

Remus Lupin
*Older
*And therefore 'experienced'
*Owns own business
*Interested in 'Muggle' laws
*Puts up with me
*Can handle the twins
*Not a wonderful fan of modern 'music'
*Forgives me for incredibly stupid things I say/do
*Strangely dashing in brown robes
*Lovely accent
*Professor and therefore intelligent
*May accidentally attract wild Sirii
*Generally keeps me content
*Smartass
*Not allowed to bite
*Melodramatic about his age
*Bad temper
*Continually refers to underwear as 'pants', confusing me in the early mornings
*Has attempted to hide the jabot more than once
*Willingly murdered someone here
*Hid this fact from me for months
*Broke my arm a while back
*Not Phoenix
*Probably incapable of getting to my home world from here should I return myself
*Fear of his condition someday finally killing him

Phoenix Wright
*Childhood friend

[notsoloyal]

/giggles at the cons list

[unnamed_nothing]

I was SO CLOSE to including Shockwave on Bluffles' list for kicks

SO CLOSE

[notsoloyal]

pffffffffffffffft

PROS: tea
CONS: EVERYTHING ELSE

[iron_fister]

FUCK YOU LEAH

[easytochop]

FORGIVE ME no wait i'll just place all the blame on franky

[iron_fister]

i totally claim tomorrow's meme spot for the sake of sherwood anderson

[easytochop]

do it i saw it before it was bahleeted and it was quality