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FINALLY there god done bluffing_ruffle February 17 2010, 01:36:57 UTC

MILES A. EDGEWORTHPROSCONS

Remus Lupin
*Older
*And therefore 'experienced'
*Owns own business
*Interested in 'Muggle' laws
*Puts up with me
*Can handle the twins
*Not a wonderful fan of modern 'music'
*Forgives me for incredibly stupid things I say/do
*Strangely dashing in brown robes
*Lovely accent
*Professor and therefore intelligent
*May accidentally attract wild Sirii
*Generally keeps me content
*Smartass
*Not allowed to bite
*Melodramatic about his age
*Bad temper
*Continually refers to underwear as 'pants', confusing me in the early mornings
*Has attempted to hide the jabot more than once
*Willingly murdered someone here
*Hid this fact from me for months
*Broke my arm a while back
*Not Phoenix
*Probably incapable of getting to my home world from here should I return myself
*Fear of his condition someday finally killing him

Phoenix Wright
*Childhood friend
*Adulthood friend
*Saved my life
*Taught me about the Truth
*Handsome when he bothers to be
*Takes none of my drama
*Artistic
*Has mentioned that something happened in his timeline of our world
*Could therefore potentially duplicate this in my timeline
*Strangely entertaining at times
*Involved with Sarah
*Often smells of old wool and grape juice
*Distant
*Also, could use shave
*Too many damn poker metaphors
*Apparently has a daughter
*Forged evidence once
*Not Remus
*Odd tendency to take in young children and teenagers
*I am aware that this is hypocritical, thank you

Obi-Wan Kenobi
*Quite handsome
*Works as negotiator
*Interesting 'Force' affinity
*Recommends wonderful books
*Also looks dashing in brown robes; this may be a theme
*Sings well
*Was similarly interested at one point
*Decent kisser
*Excellent with lightsaber
*Apparently a good teacher
*Has taught me a few lessons
*What is with all this facial hair going around, honestly
*Not Phoenix
*Not Remus
*This whole 'deny yourself things' business
*Hurt Phoenix re: Sarah
*Not capable of returning to my world
*Publicly took some kind of hallucinogenic once
*Not good at handling his alcohol, really
*Attracts wild-eyed fans like flies

Alastair
*Redhead, always interesting
*Would likely agree
*Understands childhood trauma
*Generally respectful to me
*Fairly attractive
*Looks out for others
*Would understand Ruka/Rua's world
*Absolutely unforgivable fashion sense
*Do not know him too well
*Jarring haircut
*Again, that damn shirt-jacket combination
*Usually unwilling to face danger
*Not Phoenix
*Not Remus
*Not Ben
*Hangs out with Hiruma, would be forced to interact with Batboy
*I prefer older people

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notsoloyal February 17 2010, 05:07:41 UTC
/giggles at the cons list

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unnamed_nothing February 17 2010, 05:08:32 UTC
I was SO CLOSE to including Shockwave on Bluffles' list for kicks

SO CLOSE

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notsoloyal February 17 2010, 05:10:10 UTC
pffffffffffffffft

PROS: tea
CONS: EVERYTHING ELSE

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unnamed_nothing February 17 2010, 05:10:59 UTC
hey, don't forget Logic. and Sounds British. those're clearly a pro too

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notsoloyal February 17 2010, 05:13:52 UTC
the british makes everyone swoon

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bluffing_ruffle February 17 2010, 05:20:45 UTC
Hey, it's an established City pattern, man. It's an Edgeworthian Relationship M.O. Have Accent, Will Shag.

...well, not that bad.

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notsoloyal February 17 2010, 05:25:35 UTC
lgajfvba;sbsjhfbsjavs

more reasons for soundwave to hate him?

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bluffing_ruffle February 17 2010, 05:26:35 UTC
Hogwash. Like Soundwave actually NEEDS reasons to hate people

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notsoloyal February 17 2010, 05:32:05 UTC
okay

more reasons for soundwave to want to murder him

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bluffing_ruffle February 17 2010, 05:33:28 UTC
that'sssss.... better? i. guess?

/but mister shockwave i don' wanna be murgled

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notsoloyal February 17 2010, 05:41:25 UTC
well then no one could find out

also now i want shockwave to go to london

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hackeralastair February 17 2010, 05:12:08 UTC
/appreciates even being on his radar

Yes, the fashion sense is the least of their incompatibilities. :)

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bluffing_ruffle February 17 2010, 05:21:21 UTC
/sees you there

/...makes face at clothing

/waves anyway

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hackeralastair February 17 2010, 05:40:10 UTC
Heheh.

I swear I only wear this outfit in the summer. And not to work.

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taughttolisten February 17 2010, 16:00:57 UTC
ossifer i can load my hickor perfectly well :(

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