Trying a new meme:

[ctu_savior]

SPAM INBOX MEME

THE RULES:
-Post your character. By doing so, you condemn them to receiving a tide of telemarketing calls, spam e-mail, and junk mail specifically tailored to them. There is no escape

Comments

[crabulous]

e-mail

[ctu_savior]

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[crabulous]

New friends?! I'll take a dozen!

Inside the e-mail

[ctu_savior]

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Email

[newbvampire]

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