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[2sizestoosmall]

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[more_surreal]

'Cold Subject' amuses me more than it probably should.

[rocksfallidie]

He actually doesn't like chocolate that much

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE

[violentsoftie]

it's okay i can survive by imagining him on marijuana

[incywincyhero]

CANON

1. Peter graduated from college a semester late ... because he was missing gym credits.

2. Peter's grandfather, father, mother and uncle all served in the military or an intelligence agency of one sort or another, or both.

3. Peter and MJ's song, whether in actuality or by default, is "Kung Fu Fighting."

4. He once had to teach the all-powerful, cosmic entity the Beyonder how to pee.

5. He's very fond of J. Jonah Jameson but would die before he'd admit it.

6. Johnny Storm taught him to drive.

HEADCANON6b. Peter reminds him of this whenever Johnny complains about his driving (i.e. frequently

[ctu_savior]

Numbers four and five are amazing.

[incywincyhero]

Right?!

Spidey has been known to knock on Jonah's window and tell him to go home and get some sleep, it's pretty adorbs

[ctu_savior]

Awwwwwwww

[pacifisted]

1) When children first start learning to brush their own hair, a lot of times their first instinct is to brush everything forward. As young as he was when he was abandoned, and as long as it was before the mercenaries found him, the habit was firmly ingrained before anyone would ever have had the chance to teach him otherwise

And because I kept going for a bit, haha

[pacifisted]

11) In the same closet as the tech stuff, he keeps a wooden crate that is under heavy lock and key. Inside is every special little bauble and/or note he has received in the City, as well as a few remnants of objects involved in what were, to him, important events. He keeps them in one place because the thought that he could ever be exPorted and re-imPorted scares him, since it means he will lose all of his memories. This way, he will still have something related to them, even if that happens. If the crate was ever stolen, he would drop everything and do anything he had to, to see that he got it back

[speedofnaked]

I actually didn't know that about the kids-and-hair-brushing, but "Obsession" makes me laugh. I see what you did there.

[pacifisted]

It has been true of almost every single kid of that age I ever had to help raise, babysit, or just generally be around. IDK, it must just be easier for them to pull their arm forward than push it back? They figure it out pretty damn quick but yeah, the majority of them? Have tried to brush their hair forward.

And I blame Elle entirely for that one.

[notquiteidol]

1. He still writes poetry in his head

[pacifisted]

...You steal books you can borrow for free?

[notquiteidol]

You haven't got much ground to stand on when it comes to breaking the law, Simba.

[pacifisted]

[Narrows eyes at the 'Simba' bit. Only Duo gets away with that.]

Maybe.

But I don't steal books.