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ATTN: AFRICAN SAFARI PEOPLE

Dec 12, 2010 20:30

I am posting this here because I already posted about the plot on the OOC comm yesterday, and this is only pointing out that there is now a log. It is not significant enough to put there.

Plane log is here. You don't have to participate! But it would be funny to have everyone there ( Read more... )

look at me i want attention, there is no therapy for this, i love c&c, batman is gay, hideous, i whistled for a cab, and then jason was a tentacle monster, bueno, america fuck yeah, there is no tag there is only jill, facetouching, plot, superman is gay, it's not gay it's hardcore fuck you

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fishnets December 13 2010, 03:03:25 UTC

lmao oajgldksag

likeahousecat December 13 2010, 08:56:39 UTC

Get a room, Lex.

Isn't there another page where he's talking about this ~hole~ in Bruce and wondering how to fill it?

tamerlane December 13 2010, 10:37:33 UTC

I think so. It's been a while. I saved these because... I don't think anyone that reads it could possibly be going past those frames and think to themselves "I don't need to save this."

rockpet December 13 2010, 11:13:33 UTC

I had them on my old computer before it crashed and really, that's not something you can look at and not save.

It was an eye opening experience for me, I read those panels and realized "My god, all this time we thought he had it for Clark, but really he's just been using him to get to Bruce!" Truly he is a man of evil...

tamerlane December 13 2010, 12:16:05 UTC

...but is it because Bruce has Kryptonite hidden away or...?

rockpet December 13 2010, 12:20:34 UTC

I suppose that would depend on whether or not Bruce keeps it in that hole Lex seems so obsessed over.

tamerlane December 13 2010, 12:26:19 UTC

i want to keep this up
i really do
but i can't stop laughing

i'm a bad person

rockpet December 13 2010, 12:32:44 UTC

The next time you have to talk to someone else, the first thing you will think:

LEX LUTHOR WISHES TO DEEPLY FILL BRUCE WAYNE'S HOLE IN ORDER TO GET TO HIS KRYPTONITE.

okay i'm done now

tamerlane December 13 2010, 12:46:37 UTC

I probably will.

I want a Lex Luthor here so bad now. Just so I can keep pointing out that this is canon. :(

rockpet December 13 2010, 12:52:12 UTC

I do too. :[

I'm not clever enough to play evil comics!Lex, it would have to be sort-of-fail Crisis on Two Earths!Lex.

with the power of fainting every time he's startled.

fishnets December 13 2010, 12:53:20 UTC

BUT
that would work to his benefit, wouldn't it
bruce shows up
pretends to be startled
faints atop him, his heart all aflutter

why am i typing anything at 8am

rockpet December 13 2010, 12:55:28 UTC

oh that's clever... Yes, we need this to happen right now.

i've been on Tumblr all night i swear to god it was 3am two minutes ago

fishnets December 13 2010, 13:06:33 UTC

wakes up in the arms of bruce wayne
oh
hello
i didn't see you there

alternatively:
you had me at hello

that place is evil. if only because how easy it is to find hq lynchverse... stuff.

rockpet December 13 2010, 13:11:26 UTC

at some point he would have to use the one line...

you know how to whistle, don't you, bruce?

IT'S LIKE...that one website..... with th-the stuff. About things. Only tumblrs better because they have hungover owls.

oh god i don't know any more i'm going to bed

fishnets December 13 2010, 13:24:15 UTC

i want this so bad

somehow it is made better by bruce being unresponsive, too?!

it's why i don't have one. that and sometime last year my friend ~abandoned me for it~ /BITTER

rest well
dream of lex on unicorns rushing to save princess bruce...tina.

deadredbird December 13 2010, 12:04:32 UTC

fjdfljhdjkf what

I don't even

good job, DC. good job.

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