This is how the day started: I took a shower, where everyone called all at once. Within a three minute time span. I had a razorblade to my throat trying to shave when the phone went berserk. Why my first thought was "I could slip, and they wouldn't find me for hours...many quiet hours" I have no idea. Maybe it's a reflex to a phone screaming like a ( Read more... )

We'll start with my car, because almost everyone who gets into my car goes "Holy Crap! It's like riding in the future!"

.... I don't get it either. But people seem to think my car is kinda cool, possibly a little creepy, and at least one friend thinks it'd make the perfect vehicle to ride out the apocalypse in... (or at least thinks I should arm it ( Read more... )