2007- In Summary
Shit, it's already 2008. Another year gone, just like that. I may even hazard to say that it was the most forgettable and wasted year of my life. Wow, I need to seriously figure out my life here soon, otherwise I'll become some unfulfilled Philip K Dick-like automatron miserable in life and going through the motions but no longer involved. Ha!
Anyway, 2007 in summary:
Jan- Yay for New Year & NYC
Feb- Schmoochy pant's b-day party (woo motorboating!)
Mar- umm, saw my first NHL game?
Apr- boys and their dicks fucking suck...boys that deny their sexuality are evil and losers and need to not make me suffer as well in their lost-ness (not that I'm bitter or anything...)
May- ummmm...shit couldn't have been too exciting, i don't remember anything except signing up for my 1st tri.
June- MN wedding!
July- i'm damn good looking and in the peak fitness of my life!
Aug- Chicago Tri & getting hit by a car
Sept- 1st longterm relationship ends (thank god) & camping with ponies
Oct- Halloween in DC! It's all about the ravishing boots and 1970s disco club group dancing through Levantes....and Cara & Dave's wedding!!!
Nov- The best night to get free drinks is immediately before Thanksgiving. Seriously, go eat at a restaurant with a bar & say you're not doing anything for the holidays...the drinks will flow.
Dec- MEL discovers she is a burgeoning slut, and loves it *cough MN roadtrip cough*
Anyway, 2007 in summary:
Jan- Yay for New Year & NYC
Feb- Schmoochy pant's b-day party (woo motorboating!)
Mar- umm, saw my first NHL game?
Apr- boys and their dicks fucking suck...boys that deny their sexuality are evil and losers and need to not make me suffer as well in their lost-ness (not that I'm bitter or anything...)
May- ummmm...shit couldn't have been too exciting, i don't remember anything except signing up for my 1st tri.
June- MN wedding!
July- i'm damn good looking and in the peak fitness of my life!
Aug- Chicago Tri & getting hit by a car
Sept- 1st longterm relationship ends (thank god) & camping with ponies
Oct- Halloween in DC! It's all about the ravishing boots and 1970s disco club group dancing through Levantes....and Cara & Dave's wedding!!!
Nov- The best night to get free drinks is immediately before Thanksgiving. Seriously, go eat at a restaurant with a bar & say you're not doing anything for the holidays...the drinks will flow.
Dec- MEL discovers she is a burgeoning slut, and loves it *cough MN roadtrip cough*