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Luckily one of the holes in the ceiling landed me right where I needed to be this morning in the White House.
The law has changed so that only parents who are between 159 and 267 years older than their youngest child can continue to raise any of their children. This means that my triplets (Nathan, Elizabeth, and B.J.) had to go into state services since their sister Lynn was born because of their father's age being 415. So far this is only a state wide law, but they are trying it out nationally in Australia. I hear it's working out quite well on Jupiter, but trust me, after my last visit there, I can tell you it's a whole other world now. Parents need more help there.
Speaking of Lynn, I don't think she'll be gone long. Five years old and she's already levitating. Most of the family didn't start until they were 11 years old, but we always knew that the child born in to us in this century would be special. I have a feeling she will find her way back to us fairly soon. Meanwhile, we've been eating many slinkies so that we will be easily located. Metal ones only of course, she won't find a plastic one inside us with the detectors.
Well, I must wrap this up. Bush is coming and you remember how he got last time he found me searching the files on his personal computer. Like it was my fault those missiles were pointed at Iraq.
It's Rabbit Hole Day.
January 27th is the Second Annual
LiveJournal Rabbit Hole Day!
Your normal life will be waiting for you when you get back. If you decide to come back.
The law has changed so that only parents who are between 159 and 267 years older than their youngest child can continue to raise any of their children. This means that my triplets (Nathan, Elizabeth, and B.J.) had to go into state services since their sister Lynn was born because of their father's age being 415. So far this is only a state wide law, but they are trying it out nationally in Australia. I hear it's working out quite well on Jupiter, but trust me, after my last visit there, I can tell you it's a whole other world now. Parents need more help there.
Speaking of Lynn, I don't think she'll be gone long. Five years old and she's already levitating. Most of the family didn't start until they were 11 years old, but we always knew that the child born in to us in this century would be special. I have a feeling she will find her way back to us fairly soon. Meanwhile, we've been eating many slinkies so that we will be easily located. Metal ones only of course, she won't find a plastic one inside us with the detectors.
Well, I must wrap this up. Bush is coming and you remember how he got last time he found me searching the files on his personal computer. Like it was my fault those missiles were pointed at Iraq.
It's Rabbit Hole Day.
January 27th is the Second Annual
LiveJournal Rabbit Hole Day!
Your normal life will be waiting for you when you get back. If you decide to come back.