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[gorgeous_badger]

MERLIN! I love being HOME!

And Fabian said I couldn't eat it all! HA! Speaking of the little shit tyke, I haven't seen him around. Oh well, more for me and more for Sky!

Mum really must have been cooking all term because all I've been doing is eating and sleeping. Life is beautiful sometimes!

Comments

[jevis]

Munchkin, you're not going to be able to shag anything at the rate you're most likely going at. The entire female population of Hogwarts will go into mourning.

[gorgeous_badger]

I've got a quick metabolism. Besides, I'm getting enough exercise [Unlockable by Vivian]at night.[/Unlockable]

[jevis]

Was there a specific point in telling me that? Or are you just looking forward to getting castrated?

[gorgeous_badger]

Darling, you know you can come over at any time?

[grimlyamusing]

You know, I'll bet it's entirely possible that you've simply chosen to ignore your brother's presence.

[gorgeous_badger]

No, Sky's been looking for him too.

[r_g_lestrange]

Careful you don't get fat there, Prewett and you will have to be rolled around like a ball. I don't think the girls would come to you if you were all around. How would they be able to get on top of you... or you would crush them if you were to be on top.

[gorgeous_badger]

Unlike you, Lestrange, I happen to be getting plenty of exercise. Not only that, I happen to have a very quick metabolism-

-That means I digest quick and none of it stays in my system-

So therefore, I don't get fat. I suppose Black has you on a lettuce diet or some sort of rabbit food. Make sure you don't contract any diseases, I heard the Island water sucks. Not as though we'd miss you.

[r_g_lestrange]

Is the Git jealous that I am getting more exercise then him? And let me make clear to you exercise does not enclude jerking off.

What is that crack about my weight you prat? I would not want to be like a scrawny little think like you... There is haredly a trace of fat on me.

[gorgeous_badger]

Oh-ho? I would hardly think that lifting a finger to summon a House Elf or some other lowly creature to do your bidding is exercise.

I really don't wish to talk about this with you, as it makes me ill, but I have hardly been without female companionship. Especially when I have a whole brood of them near my house. You have...one? I believe?

Make up your mind. Am I scrawny, or am I fat?

[cooked_prewett]

If you're so unobservant as to not even notice I'm eating, I won't let you bask in your ignorance any longer.