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[gorgeous_badger]

MERLIN! I love being HOME!

And Fabian said I couldn't eat it all! HA! Speaking of the little shit tyke, I haven't seen him around. Oh well, more for me and more for Sky!

Mum really must have been cooking all term because all I've been doing is eating and sleeping. Life is beautiful sometimes!

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[jevis]

Munchkin, you're not going to be able to shag anything at the rate you're most likely going at. The entire female population of Hogwarts will go into mourning.

[gorgeous_badger]

I've got a quick metabolism. Besides, I'm getting enough exercise [Unlockable by Vivian]at night.[/Unlockable]

[jevis]

Was there a specific point in telling me that? Or are you just looking forward to getting castrated?

[gorgeous_badger]

Darling, you know you can come over at any time?

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[jevis]

I can't shag you.

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[gorgeous_badger]

Really? Any particular reason why not?

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[jevis]

Several, actually.

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[gorgeous_badger]

Care to divulge?

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[jevis]

The first one should be good enough for you.

I'm not sure if you want to know the other one.

I don't shag guys I fancy.

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[gorgeous_badger]

VIVIAN! Come on, can't you forget about that? I have an urge to be WHIPPED.

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[jevis]

I'm sure Sky can handle that.

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[gorgeous_badger]

You know I told you she isn't in to that. Besides, she's not the only girl I'm shagging while I'm here.

Come on, I need you Vivy!

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[jevis]

I'm sure you know someone else who is into that.

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[gorgeous_badger]

You're special though. I want you, Vivian. I need you. Please? I promise I won't tell anyone.

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[jevis]

I have to work.

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[gorgeous_badger]

You have breaks don't you?