... brought to you by the letter F and the number 8!
I don't remember much of last night either, probably because I didnt try to very hard. 5 parts.
btw, it was either immidiately after or before I fell asleep that I had a strange feeling that I had sit up, and spit out a huge chunk of my cheek. It was a very nasty feeling. Just thought I'd let you know.
--Mom drove me to a really crappy store with a bunch of really ugly girls around me. I was looking at clothes and found a dressed I kinda liked, and posed couple of times. I showed mom and she concured.
The store was dark. There were hanged clothes everywhere, but it wasn't organized very well. It felt crampled and dirty. Like a thrift store only with less light. The woman's dressing room was right next to me, and I really don't remember using it. Nyeh. The store was connected to another store, an antique store, by wooden see through prettily-carved doors. And walls. The antique store was dusty, grey, and quiet, and I don't remember a way to actually get there. Byeh.
--I remember looking in my fridge and finding weird fruit. Apparently the fruit was magical or something, and if you ate you gained SUPER POWERS! The fruit looked flat and spikey and purple, and there were other kinds. I didn't eat it. One type shot out some juice into the air. Crazy nuts. A middle aged man and woman, (man: short, brown hair, tanned, not fit; woman: tall, slender, brunette, good looking, evil) tried to convince me to eat some, and I politely declined.
--All I remember is that I was peeling dead skin off the bottom of my feet, which is nasty gross+++. I might have been peeling the dead skin off of someone else's feet, too. I remember the skin coming off in clear sheet and a chunk of dead skin appearing like a sliver. Yuck.
--Mom drove me a long ways down some horribly small path to another store, that was exactly like the one I described, only I went throught the antique part first. "Wow, so THIS is how you get there!" thought I. There were ugly people again, more than the last time, and there was more disorganization. Must be a sale going on. I was wearing, for a shirt, a towel. Thanks mom. I had to find a shirt to wear, even though I hated them all, so I looked around and found one that was cute, only it was size 0. "My boobs are too big for me to fit a 0," I thought, so looked elsewhere dejectedly.
Suddenly it didn't matter anymore (I don't recall if I was just halfnaked and enjoyed it, or if I was magically clothed, but I'm leaning towards the latter), for Mrs. Jones was there, only with the bouyancy of Ms. Flint. She said she had seen me on TV on a commercial for this store, and I was in the dress I had posed in. I looked really nice, she had said, and I thought "wtf I didn't get PAID?! BULLFUDGE!" And was perplexed/ pretty upset.
--Geyser is all like "YEAH I love this game and its not as great as CALL OF DOODY or MEDAL OF HONOR (They're like the same thing to me; I'm a chick) but its still PRETTY AWESOME" So I try it. I'm like a flying saucer thing and I shoot beams of stuff at other fly saucers and their pets. I shot down another saucer, and it was soooo coool! Because, My saucer was purplish or maybe blueish or maybe greenish, and it shot out things of ice or maybe something else I don't recall BUT I DO RECALL IT WAS SO COOL. So I maneuvered around this dude and every time he shot at me I'd dodge and then I'd totally fry his ass. Geyser was meanwhile saying "Well, its about 4:00 Japanese time and all I do is challenge the guys who play this for a living because I rock it so much" so then I fried one of his pets.
I don't remember what the first one was exactly, like a chtulu or something. The other one was a T-rex, and it was hella hard to beat. "DONT HURT ME GREYMON AAAAAAAAAAAA" was what I was thinking. He kept firing fireballs at me, and I had to manuever out of the way. The graphics changed from a wicked awesome 3-d (we'll actualy call it 4-d because it was so awesome) to a crappy 2-d. Up and down was all I could do to dodge. I ended up killing his ass by switching back momentarily to 4-d to take on the controls manually. I needed health because my bar was about a quarter or so empty.
I powered down and walked around in human form. I had previously check every crevice, as I'm accustomed to do in games, except for the floor. So I walked around on the floor and found a secret elevator, and went down to the secret level beneath it, where I got ambushed by gang ninjas. The boss was badmouthing me, so I saved right in the middle of his speech, which only ment I had to hear it over again. Oh well. He asked me a question like "Are you a sissy or what?" and I said something along the lines of "yes" :D And then I took ALL THE GANG NINJAS ON!! AT ONCE! Needless to say, the battle was of such monumental porportions I woke up :D
Did you know I started this post at 8:52 or so and finished at 9:46? recockulous.
btw, it was either immidiately after or before I fell asleep that I had a strange feeling that I had sit up, and spit out a huge chunk of my cheek. It was a very nasty feeling. Just thought I'd let you know.
--Mom drove me to a really crappy store with a bunch of really ugly girls around me. I was looking at clothes and found a dressed I kinda liked, and posed couple of times. I showed mom and she concured.
The store was dark. There were hanged clothes everywhere, but it wasn't organized very well. It felt crampled and dirty. Like a thrift store only with less light. The woman's dressing room was right next to me, and I really don't remember using it. Nyeh. The store was connected to another store, an antique store, by wooden see through prettily-carved doors. And walls. The antique store was dusty, grey, and quiet, and I don't remember a way to actually get there. Byeh.
--I remember looking in my fridge and finding weird fruit. Apparently the fruit was magical or something, and if you ate you gained SUPER POWERS! The fruit looked flat and spikey and purple, and there were other kinds. I didn't eat it. One type shot out some juice into the air. Crazy nuts. A middle aged man and woman, (man: short, brown hair, tanned, not fit; woman: tall, slender, brunette, good looking, evil) tried to convince me to eat some, and I politely declined.
--All I remember is that I was peeling dead skin off the bottom of my feet, which is nasty gross+++. I might have been peeling the dead skin off of someone else's feet, too. I remember the skin coming off in clear sheet and a chunk of dead skin appearing like a sliver. Yuck.
--Mom drove me a long ways down some horribly small path to another store, that was exactly like the one I described, only I went throught the antique part first. "Wow, so THIS is how you get there!" thought I. There were ugly people again, more than the last time, and there was more disorganization. Must be a sale going on. I was wearing, for a shirt, a towel. Thanks mom. I had to find a shirt to wear, even though I hated them all, so I looked around and found one that was cute, only it was size 0. "My boobs are too big for me to fit a 0," I thought, so looked elsewhere dejectedly.
Suddenly it didn't matter anymore (I don't recall if I was just halfnaked and enjoyed it, or if I was magically clothed, but I'm leaning towards the latter), for Mrs. Jones was there, only with the bouyancy of Ms. Flint. She said she had seen me on TV on a commercial for this store, and I was in the dress I had posed in. I looked really nice, she had said, and I thought "wtf I didn't get PAID?! BULLFUDGE!" And was perplexed/ pretty upset.
--Geyser is all like "YEAH I love this game and its not as great as CALL OF DOODY or MEDAL OF HONOR (They're like the same thing to me; I'm a chick) but its still PRETTY AWESOME" So I try it. I'm like a flying saucer thing and I shoot beams of stuff at other fly saucers and their pets. I shot down another saucer, and it was soooo coool! Because, My saucer was purplish or maybe blueish or maybe greenish, and it shot out things of ice or maybe something else I don't recall BUT I DO RECALL IT WAS SO COOL. So I maneuvered around this dude and every time he shot at me I'd dodge and then I'd totally fry his ass. Geyser was meanwhile saying "Well, its about 4:00 Japanese time and all I do is challenge the guys who play this for a living because I rock it so much" so then I fried one of his pets.
I don't remember what the first one was exactly, like a chtulu or something. The other one was a T-rex, and it was hella hard to beat. "DONT HURT ME GREYMON AAAAAAAAAAAA" was what I was thinking. He kept firing fireballs at me, and I had to manuever out of the way. The graphics changed from a wicked awesome 3-d (we'll actualy call it 4-d because it was so awesome) to a crappy 2-d. Up and down was all I could do to dodge. I ended up killing his ass by switching back momentarily to 4-d to take on the controls manually. I needed health because my bar was about a quarter or so empty.
I powered down and walked around in human form. I had previously check every crevice, as I'm accustomed to do in games, except for the floor. So I walked around on the floor and found a secret elevator, and went down to the secret level beneath it, where I got ambushed by gang ninjas. The boss was badmouthing me, so I saved right in the middle of his speech, which only ment I had to hear it over again. Oh well. He asked me a question like "Are you a sissy or what?" and I said something along the lines of "yes" :D And then I took ALL THE GANG NINJAS ON!! AT ONCE! Needless to say, the battle was of such monumental porportions I woke up :D
Did you know I started this post at 8:52 or so and finished at 9:46? recockulous.