Hello darlings. I know, I've been bad. I've been away - off doing things I cannot mention, but I've slithered back into Goreyhaus just in time for holiday cheer. What jolly time could be had without a little tipple. And some sugar. And some luxurious richness too ( Read more... )

As of 5:05 am this morning, summer is official over. While I'm a pale-hided creature who doesn't like to sweat in the sun much, I will miss the easy days and sultry nights spent lurking in the bushes outside your....um, outside.

Tonight, to celebrate this celestial shift, I'm gathering with my sisters for a celebration of the bounty we've enjoyed ( Read more... )

While, I, mistress of the Gorey estate have been resurrected and come through all manner of dastardly, unspeakable treatments perpetrated upon my supernatural being lo these many months, I am not yet returning to the dark recesses of the underground kitchens.

As a reward for my unwavering bravery I am taking a few weeks to fully return to my body ( Read more... )

The most exciting time of year upon us, all in Goreyhaus are happily preparing for Halloween. The spiders have spun the most intricate webs in every corner, the gargoyles can barely get to sleep each day, and my kitchen is buzzing around the clock.

Since a dear old banshee friend stopped by with an oversized basket full of marrow bones - I just ( Read more... )