The best survey ever. ^_^
Hilary and I did this while we were very much not sober on Tuesday night. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. ^_^
1. What would you like to say to the FIRST person you kissed this year?
Jelisa: "What was your name again?"
Hilary: "Hiiiiiiiii!!!"
2. Why is the last reason you cried?
Jelisa: Stress.
Hilary: Stress.
3. Where is your cell phone?
Jelisa: On the counter in the kitchen.
Hilary: In my pocket.
4. What was the worst mistake of your life?
Hilary: I don't make mistakes. I just learn lessons.
Jelisa: (echoes my answer)
5. Did you like Nsync or Backstreet Boys?
Jelisa: I loved them both. I STILL love them both.
Hilary: I can't believe she just admitted that.
6. Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera?
Jelisa: See answer to question five.
Hilary: Oh Jesus.
7. Who were you with yesterday?
Jelisa: NO BODY BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS FUCKING GONE FOR ST. PATRICK'S DAY. IT WAS FUCKING BULLSHIT.
Hilary: Just Adam.
8. Where did you sleep last night?
Jelisa: In my bed.
Hilary: In Adam's bed. On MY side.
9. What time did you go to sleep last night?
Jelisa: Midnight-ish.
Hilary: I have no idea what time we got home, but I was in bed 30 minutes later, or so?
10. What woke you up today?
Jelisa: My alarm.
Hilary: Ditto. And Adam, "Babe... it's almost 7." I KNOW!!!!!
11. What is one thing you wish people didn't do?
Jelisa: Drive like complete morons.
Hilary: Leave their kids unattended in restaurants without shoes.
12. Are you excited for the future?
Jelisa: Honestly, not so much.
Hilary: Depends on what you're talking about. I hate my job.
13. What are your plans for this weekend?
Jelisa: Going to Turlock. Its Easter.
Hilary: Mini-anniversary celebration, Amber's baptism, and Easter dinner at Grandma's.
14. Your boyfriend/girlfriend cheats on you with your friend, who are you mad at?
Jelisa: Both.
Hilary: I'm really not sure. I think I'd be REALLY confused.
15. Do you have any weird inside jokes?
Jelisa: Yeah, Paul and I have some odd ones.
Hilary: Too many. But it depends on who you're talking about. "I can't be homeless, I'm a nun, mothafucka!" "Jesus has a purty mouth."
16. Liquor or Beer?
Jelisa: Liquor! Bring on the Jack Daniels!
Hilary: Liquor. No JD, but more liquor!
17. What is a common thing that happens to you on the weekends?
Jelisa: Lately, nothing is common anymore.
Hilary: I work. Adam doesn't like that.
18. When was the last time someone yelled at you?
Jelisa: I have no idea.
Hilary: Seriously? I haven't a clue.
19. I am _________ .
Jelisa: Stoned and drunk.
Hilary: About to go home, but so not wanting to.
21. Have you ever tried to break someone up?
Jelisa: No, that's mean.
Hilary: I have no idea what that even means.
22. When is the last time you talked to your best friend(s)?
Jelisa: Earlier today.
Hilary: Ditto.
23. Have you done anything you regret in 2008 so far?
Jelisa: Nope!
Hilary: I don't regret anything.
25. Where is your crush today?
Jelisa: I have no idea. I'm not his keeper!
Hilary: Um, I guess at home, but I think its beyond "crush" status.
26. Do you have any secrets that you would like to tell someone?
Jelisa: They wouldn't be secrets if I told someone.
Hilary: Nope. Anything that was needing to be told has been told.
27. Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Jelisa: Hilary, for the chocolate story.
Hilary: Me? I'm funny apparently, I'm just cracking people up all over the place today.
28. Anything annoying you right now?
Jelisa: The fact that I'm really thirsty and the fact that I don't know where my phone is.
Hilary: IT'S IN THE KITCHEN!
29. Is there any emotion you're trying to avoid right now?
Jelisa: No, I don't care!
Hilary: No, not really.
30. Who has your heart?
Jelisa: I do.
Hilary: ROFL!!!!
31. Have you ever been in love?
Jelisa: No. (Hey CAPS!)
Hilary: Yep.
32. Have you done anything embarrassing lately?
Jelisa: I don't know, ask Hilary.
Hilary: How about ALL THE TIME?
33. Do people ever make fun of your nationality?
Jelisa: Um... what?
Hilary: I was adopted, so if someone could TELL me my nationality, that would be great!
34. Do you wish you could go back and change things?
Jelisa: Some things, yes.
Hilary: I suppose so. Nothing major.
35. Whats new in your life?
Jelisa: My house.
Hilary: Umm, my tan chest, if you can call it that? Mom said it was "red", which is not so flattering.
36. Who's the last person of the opposite sex to hug you?
Jelisa: Probably Paul.
Hilary: Adam. This morning.
37. Last time you shoplifted?
Jelisa: I've never shoplifted. Oh no.. I lied.
Hilary: I have NO idea.
38. What will you name your future son?
Jelisa: James or Michael or Cory.
Hilary: Owen Douglas.
39. What will you name your future daughter?
Jelisa: WHAT?! I don't want a girl!?
Hilary: Evan Alysabeth.
40. Where do you put your money?
Jelisa: In the... bank? Where it's supposed to go?
Hilary: In my wallet?
41. What is your favorite number?
Jelisa: 24. Go Jeff Gordon!
Hilary: 27.
42. What gets you happy?
Jelisa: Marijuana and alcohol?? LOL!
Hilary: Puppies and flowers?
43. Where were you at 11:45 pm last night?
Jelisa: Sleeping, or trying to sleep? The cats were chasing each other down the hallway.
Hilary: I think I was at home?
44. Been to any parties lately?
Jelisa: Mini party at my house tonight!
Hilary: You're all missing it. You're LAME.
45. Ever talked to someone that was high?
Jelisa: I *am* high?
Hilary: I'm talking to Jelisa, so I think that counts?
46. How tall is the person you like? Shorter or taller?
Jelisa: I have no idea. I think we're the same height, maybe taller?
Hilary: Taller.
47. Did you have a dream last night?
Jelisa: I always dream and I had the weirdest dream I've had in a while last night.
Hilary: I don't know, but I had a crazy one on Sunday night.
48. Last person you commented?
Jelisa: I think it was Greg with a Happy St. Patrick's Day?
Hilary: I emailed Stephanie, does that count?
49. Do you have a Facebook?
Jelisa: No.
Hilary: Nope.
50. What color is your underwear?
Jelisa: *checks* Yellow and purple w. some sort of design.
Hilary: Pink.
51. Last person you were in the car with besides your family?
Jelisa: Hilary.
Hilary: Jelisa. LOL!
52. Do you own a polo?
Jelisa: Shirt? Maybe? Oh wait, yes I do!
Hilary: I don't think so.
53. Are you currently frustrated with a boy/girl?
Jelisa: Noooo, just semi-confused.
Hilary: Not really so much. I don't really have that problem anymore.
54. Are you excited for Winter?
Jelisa: Isn't winter over? I'm excited for SPRING!
Hilary: Springs!!!!!!!!!
55. If it was free and it would work perfectly, would you get plastic surgery?
Jelisa: Yes.
Hilary: Ehhh... depends.
56. Who is the last person to call you baby?
Jelisa: My ex boyfriend, hence the EX part.
Hilary: Adam, I'm sure.
58. Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
Jelisa: NO!
Hilary: Yep.
59. How is your hair right now?
Jelisa: It needs to be re-dyed but its good.
Hilary: I'm tired of it. JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULIA!!!!!!!
60. Have you ever been called Prince/Princess?
Jelisa: Yes.
Hilary: Just by one person.
61. How are you feeling?
Jelisa: Stoned and drunk. Didn't we answer this already?
Hilary: Tired.
62. What is tomorrow?
Jelisa: Effing Wednesday.
Hilary: Sharks game!!! Whoo hoo!!!!
63. Do you wear make-up every day?
Jelisa: No, takes too much time.
Hilary: For the most part.
65. When the next time you will see your grandpa?
Jelisa: My mom's dad? Maybe this summer? My dad's dad? Maybe Thanksgiving-ish?
Hilary: I don't actually have grandparents, but I will see Megan's on Sunday. That totally counts, since they're my other family.
66. Now that this is over, what SHOULD you be doing right now?
Jelisa: Sleeping.
Hilary: GOING HOME.
1. What would you like to say to the FIRST person you kissed this year?
Jelisa: "What was your name again?"
Hilary: "Hiiiiiiiii!!!"
2. Why is the last reason you cried?
Jelisa: Stress.
Hilary: Stress.
3. Where is your cell phone?
Jelisa: On the counter in the kitchen.
Hilary: In my pocket.
4. What was the worst mistake of your life?
Hilary: I don't make mistakes. I just learn lessons.
Jelisa: (echoes my answer)
5. Did you like Nsync or Backstreet Boys?
Jelisa: I loved them both. I STILL love them both.
Hilary: I can't believe she just admitted that.
6. Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera?
Jelisa: See answer to question five.
Hilary: Oh Jesus.
7. Who were you with yesterday?
Jelisa: NO BODY BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS FUCKING GONE FOR ST. PATRICK'S DAY. IT WAS FUCKING BULLSHIT.
Hilary: Just Adam.
8. Where did you sleep last night?
Jelisa: In my bed.
Hilary: In Adam's bed. On MY side.
9. What time did you go to sleep last night?
Jelisa: Midnight-ish.
Hilary: I have no idea what time we got home, but I was in bed 30 minutes later, or so?
10. What woke you up today?
Jelisa: My alarm.
Hilary: Ditto. And Adam, "Babe... it's almost 7." I KNOW!!!!!
11. What is one thing you wish people didn't do?
Jelisa: Drive like complete morons.
Hilary: Leave their kids unattended in restaurants without shoes.
12. Are you excited for the future?
Jelisa: Honestly, not so much.
Hilary: Depends on what you're talking about. I hate my job.
13. What are your plans for this weekend?
Jelisa: Going to Turlock. Its Easter.
Hilary: Mini-anniversary celebration, Amber's baptism, and Easter dinner at Grandma's.
14. Your boyfriend/girlfriend cheats on you with your friend, who are you mad at?
Jelisa: Both.
Hilary: I'm really not sure. I think I'd be REALLY confused.
15. Do you have any weird inside jokes?
Jelisa: Yeah, Paul and I have some odd ones.
Hilary: Too many. But it depends on who you're talking about. "I can't be homeless, I'm a nun, mothafucka!" "Jesus has a purty mouth."
16. Liquor or Beer?
Jelisa: Liquor! Bring on the Jack Daniels!
Hilary: Liquor. No JD, but more liquor!
17. What is a common thing that happens to you on the weekends?
Jelisa: Lately, nothing is common anymore.
Hilary: I work. Adam doesn't like that.
18. When was the last time someone yelled at you?
Jelisa: I have no idea.
Hilary: Seriously? I haven't a clue.
19. I am _________ .
Jelisa: Stoned and drunk.
Hilary: About to go home, but so not wanting to.
21. Have you ever tried to break someone up?
Jelisa: No, that's mean.
Hilary: I have no idea what that even means.
22. When is the last time you talked to your best friend(s)?
Jelisa: Earlier today.
Hilary: Ditto.
23. Have you done anything you regret in 2008 so far?
Jelisa: Nope!
Hilary: I don't regret anything.
25. Where is your crush today?
Jelisa: I have no idea. I'm not his keeper!
Hilary: Um, I guess at home, but I think its beyond "crush" status.
26. Do you have any secrets that you would like to tell someone?
Jelisa: They wouldn't be secrets if I told someone.
Hilary: Nope. Anything that was needing to be told has been told.
27. Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Jelisa: Hilary, for the chocolate story.
Hilary: Me? I'm funny apparently, I'm just cracking people up all over the place today.
28. Anything annoying you right now?
Jelisa: The fact that I'm really thirsty and the fact that I don't know where my phone is.
Hilary: IT'S IN THE KITCHEN!
29. Is there any emotion you're trying to avoid right now?
Jelisa: No, I don't care!
Hilary: No, not really.
30. Who has your heart?
Jelisa: I do.
Hilary: ROFL!!!!
31. Have you ever been in love?
Jelisa: No. (Hey CAPS!)
Hilary: Yep.
32. Have you done anything embarrassing lately?
Jelisa: I don't know, ask Hilary.
Hilary: How about ALL THE TIME?
33. Do people ever make fun of your nationality?
Jelisa: Um... what?
Hilary: I was adopted, so if someone could TELL me my nationality, that would be great!
34. Do you wish you could go back and change things?
Jelisa: Some things, yes.
Hilary: I suppose so. Nothing major.
35. Whats new in your life?
Jelisa: My house.
Hilary: Umm, my tan chest, if you can call it that? Mom said it was "red", which is not so flattering.
36. Who's the last person of the opposite sex to hug you?
Jelisa: Probably Paul.
Hilary: Adam. This morning.
37. Last time you shoplifted?
Jelisa: I've never shoplifted. Oh no.. I lied.
Hilary: I have NO idea.
38. What will you name your future son?
Jelisa: James or Michael or Cory.
Hilary: Owen Douglas.
39. What will you name your future daughter?
Jelisa: WHAT?! I don't want a girl!?
Hilary: Evan Alysabeth.
40. Where do you put your money?
Jelisa: In the... bank? Where it's supposed to go?
Hilary: In my wallet?
41. What is your favorite number?
Jelisa: 24. Go Jeff Gordon!
Hilary: 27.
42. What gets you happy?
Jelisa: Marijuana and alcohol?? LOL!
Hilary: Puppies and flowers?
43. Where were you at 11:45 pm last night?
Jelisa: Sleeping, or trying to sleep? The cats were chasing each other down the hallway.
Hilary: I think I was at home?
44. Been to any parties lately?
Jelisa: Mini party at my house tonight!
Hilary: You're all missing it. You're LAME.
45. Ever talked to someone that was high?
Jelisa: I *am* high?
Hilary: I'm talking to Jelisa, so I think that counts?
46. How tall is the person you like? Shorter or taller?
Jelisa: I have no idea. I think we're the same height, maybe taller?
Hilary: Taller.
47. Did you have a dream last night?
Jelisa: I always dream and I had the weirdest dream I've had in a while last night.
Hilary: I don't know, but I had a crazy one on Sunday night.
48. Last person you commented?
Jelisa: I think it was Greg with a Happy St. Patrick's Day?
Hilary: I emailed Stephanie, does that count?
49. Do you have a Facebook?
Jelisa: No.
Hilary: Nope.
50. What color is your underwear?
Jelisa: *checks* Yellow and purple w. some sort of design.
Hilary: Pink.
51. Last person you were in the car with besides your family?
Jelisa: Hilary.
Hilary: Jelisa. LOL!
52. Do you own a polo?
Jelisa: Shirt? Maybe? Oh wait, yes I do!
Hilary: I don't think so.
53. Are you currently frustrated with a boy/girl?
Jelisa: Noooo, just semi-confused.
Hilary: Not really so much. I don't really have that problem anymore.
54. Are you excited for Winter?
Jelisa: Isn't winter over? I'm excited for SPRING!
Hilary: Springs!!!!!!!!!
55. If it was free and it would work perfectly, would you get plastic surgery?
Jelisa: Yes.
Hilary: Ehhh... depends.
56. Who is the last person to call you baby?
Jelisa: My ex boyfriend, hence the EX part.
Hilary: Adam, I'm sure.
58. Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
Jelisa: NO!
Hilary: Yep.
59. How is your hair right now?
Jelisa: It needs to be re-dyed but its good.
Hilary: I'm tired of it. JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULIA!!!!!!!
60. Have you ever been called Prince/Princess?
Jelisa: Yes.
Hilary: Just by one person.
61. How are you feeling?
Jelisa: Stoned and drunk. Didn't we answer this already?
Hilary: Tired.
62. What is tomorrow?
Jelisa: Effing Wednesday.
Hilary: Sharks game!!! Whoo hoo!!!!
63. Do you wear make-up every day?
Jelisa: No, takes too much time.
Hilary: For the most part.
65. When the next time you will see your grandpa?
Jelisa: My mom's dad? Maybe this summer? My dad's dad? Maybe Thanksgiving-ish?
Hilary: I don't actually have grandparents, but I will see Megan's on Sunday. That totally counts, since they're my other family.
66. Now that this is over, what SHOULD you be doing right now?
Jelisa: Sleeping.
Hilary: GOING HOME.