Why Brandon Inge Sucks

[googlyminitaur]

1. Inge is completely incapable of shorting up his swing with two strikes. It almost seems like his swing gets longer with two strikes. A typical Inge thought with 2 strikes would be "Well, I really sucked the first two strikes so if I swing extra hard on this pitch and hit a homer then I will look great

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[gatorchomp]

further proof. top of the 11th in a 0-0 game, monroe on 3rd with 1 out, so a sac fly gives us the lead. inge strikes out on 3 pitches. he is also sporting a stellar .043 batting average as i write this...amazing

[the_jessicas]

i take this as a personal attack.