More Depressing Thoughts

[googlephile]

I have a lot of time to think about things at Panera. It's just me and the cream cheese. Nobody ever bothers me. It would get very boring except for the fact that the cream cheese talks to me. We have very enlightening conversations: I learn what it is like to be cream cheese, and the cream cheese, it likes to be called Creamy, learns what it's

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"It's just me and the cream cheese."

That amuses me. It also amuses me that you included plumber with dentist, doctor, and lawyer. Granted, they are all dirty jobs...lol. As far as Tom Cruise goes, he actually wanted to be a priest until he abandoned his ambitions to become an actor and dropped out at 18. What a loser. Obviously he could have waited to graduate a couple of more months, but he didn't feel like it. No, I didn't know this off the top of my head, but it sounded interesting enough to look up.

[googlephile]

You better hope that your doctor is clean. Imagine a surgeon performing heart surgery and picking his nose in the middle of it. Same thing for the dentist. Imagine getting you teeth cleaned, and suddenly he says "hold on a sec..." picks his nose, and then continues cleaning your teeth. Personaly I would never let him near my mouth.

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You know what I mean, professions dealing with unclean things- blood, etc, not that the people in the profession are dirty. *Shakes head.* Difficult should be your middle name so we can call you Difficult Skousen. LOL.

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But will we ever get paid $1,000,000 for going there?

[valkyrie226]

This really doesn't have anything to do with your post, but in light of the sandwiches I felt I should formally state that you are the greatest person ever. Except Jesus. And Gandhi. And Martin Luther King Jr. And Henry David Thoreau. And Thomas Jefferson. And Edgar Allan Poe. And... You know what, let's just say you're way up there.