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[goofybutlovable]

Have you noticed how lately commercials seem to be promising benefits out of the advertised products' capacities? Campbell's Select Soups, for instance. The woman eats a bowl of soup and suddenly she starts glowing. So basically, Campbell's is implicitly stating that their savory meals render me capable of generating my own bioluminescence.

I wonder what flashlight manufacturers would have to say to THAT.