[Video flicks on to show... a much changed Molly Carpenter.  Her hair is purple, and it looks like it's been a while since she had a decent meal or a hot shower.  Maybe a long while.]

Is everything still fucked up around here?  No?  Good.  I'm going to go grab a shower.

[Friends filter]If you want to talk, give me a half an hour, or you're going ( Read more... )

[Video clicks on, showing a pair of these guys.  One is bigger than the other, and is generally recognizable as the enormous dog Molly often goes around with.  The other is... well.  The two of them appear to be conversing in roughly canine manner--bark, yips, tail thumps, and the like.  Eventually, the smaller one notices the video.  Her head ( Read more... )

I have a gun, ammunition, and few bottles of water, and I'm supposed to get to some kind of megalopolis within two days?

Right.

...This would be so much easier if my magic was working.

Anyone else thinking "Oh, god, oh, god, we're all gonna die?"

[Video comes on to reveal Molly and Cissie sitting next to each other on Molly's bed. Their posture is the same, and they're in almost the same position on the bed. They are wearing identical expressions of weariness and resignation.]

Is anyone else getting really tired of this flood? [Molly's voice is utterly unamused.]

Because we are so ( Read more... )

[Locked to Admiral Claus]

( ...I don't think I've done one of these since I was Harry's age. )