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Dear Strong Bad,
If you won the equivalent of $2,000, and had to spend it, what would you spend it on?
Just curious,
rohandove
Two thousand bucks? Aw man, you two, don't do this to a brother! That's just enough that you don't wanna say something like "Yeah, I'd blow it all on cold ones and Swiss cake rolls," but not enough to spend it on anything really cool! But let's see what I can do, working within your artificial and totally lame limitations.
I could spend it on a better power supply for my
electric boots. Maybe a generator, with a cart to roll it around on.
Or I could get an awesome electric
guitar and an awesome amp. That is, more awesome than the guitar and amp I already got. In the basement.
Or I could spend it on a cool car for the driving chase scenes in
Dangeresque 3. Whatever I spent it on, it'd have to be something full of the coolness that says "Strong Bad". Because anything less than the best is a felony.
So, until next time, don't spend all your moneys in one place. Unless that place is at my place, of course.
[CLANG! The paper drops.]