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Dear StrongBad,
Why haven't you written me back? I'm feeling like you don't like me anymore.
Any more? I never freakin' liked you in the first place, man!
Come on man. You are a "cool guy" and I would TOTALY buy you a "cold one". Please?
Fhqwhgads
Ooh, "scare quotes". The sure sign of a "penetrating intellect" and a "terrific personality".
I gotta get away from this freakin' duck, man! I'm going to that
bar! No way they'd let that loser in there!
Storms away from compy. The paper drops.