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Vegetarian Vampire lyrics

Bella:
Vegetarian Vampire
would you please bite me
so that
i can be just like you

Edward:
Oh my dear I would like
To have just one bite
But thats not in the card for you
Unless your made of tofu

You look real sultry
Too bad your not poultry
Red meat is not for me
And Im scared you have V.D.

Bella:
Omg my god
Thats really mean
Take a bite
I'm sure that I am clean

Vegetarian Vampire I will be your first come quench your thirst
Vegetarian Vampire would you please bite me so that i can be just like you

Edward listen to me
And I'm sure you'll agree

You're the lion Im the lamb
I bet I taste much better than sperm

Tattoos are so old school
Vampire bites are just so cool
Mortal life is so done
I wannabe sparkly in the sun

Edward:
Hate to kill your self-esteem
But Im more tempted by ice cream

Bella:
Vegetarian Vampire
I will be your first come quench your thirst
(I'm O Positive)
Vegetarian Vampire would you please bite me so that i can be just like.

Edwards rap:
I'm a veggie vampire
I have been 17 ever since 1918
I make these ladies scream
I’m giving out immortality
If you’re kind of salad
I’m like on TV
Come on Bella please, lets climb up this tree