Why not visit Swizerland? Land of cuckoo clocks, numbered bank accounts, and not getting involved in that whole nazi thing. Special offer this week, rape a child and go free!
This offer is only open to successful film directors, and was brought to you in association with a bunch of pointless and vapid celebrities who signed a petition to let a paedophile go unpunished because they liked that film he did with that guy, and come on he's old and married and has children now.
AJ