I stink
Boy do I stink.
You wanna know how to stink like me?
Easy.
Ride your bike from your house to work which takes 45 minutes and lots of sweat in the August friggin sun.
Then get there and find out "whoops! we took you off the schedule and didnt tell you! go home LOSER!"
Then ride to USF, which is almost all the way home.
Then my friend, you will stink like me.
(Oh and it helps if you're Italian, cuz then you sweat more and you stink better.)
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So I'm really getting sick of my life, and I'm not just bitching anymore, I really mean it.
I ride my bike to work, I can't do ANYTHING without someone's help.
I have barely any friends because they are all growing away from me.
My bank account presently reads -710.42 and I just cut a check for rent for $450 that is gonna bounce like a superball unless I find $710 to zero out my account so then I can go 450 MORE into debt.
Even IF I dont get my liscence revoked on the 11th, I will need to pay off my tickets, then get insurance, then get a new liscence plate and a new liscence, prolly coming to at least another 4-5 hundred dollars.
Cory's lease isn't up until January, which means I have to find somewhere to live from November till then.
And if I dont get my car back, well then I'm just totally fucked cuz I can't ride my bike any farther than I already do or I will literally DIE.
(Which wouldn't be that bad now that I think about it.)
Non-pissy update to follow this one.
You wanna know how to stink like me?
Easy.
Ride your bike from your house to work which takes 45 minutes and lots of sweat in the August friggin sun.
Then get there and find out "whoops! we took you off the schedule and didnt tell you! go home LOSER!"
Then ride to USF, which is almost all the way home.
Then my friend, you will stink like me.
(Oh and it helps if you're Italian, cuz then you sweat more and you stink better.)
___________________________________________________________
So I'm really getting sick of my life, and I'm not just bitching anymore, I really mean it.
I ride my bike to work, I can't do ANYTHING without someone's help.
I have barely any friends because they are all growing away from me.
My bank account presently reads -710.42 and I just cut a check for rent for $450 that is gonna bounce like a superball unless I find $710 to zero out my account so then I can go 450 MORE into debt.
Even IF I dont get my liscence revoked on the 11th, I will need to pay off my tickets, then get insurance, then get a new liscence plate and a new liscence, prolly coming to at least another 4-5 hundred dollars.
Cory's lease isn't up until January, which means I have to find somewhere to live from November till then.
And if I dont get my car back, well then I'm just totally fucked cuz I can't ride my bike any farther than I already do or I will literally DIE.
(Which wouldn't be that bad now that I think about it.)
Non-pissy update to follow this one.