because I am too amused by this

[lirimaer]

lirimaer: "Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom." XD
lirimaer: why can I see Fingon trying that?
fisher_queen: he WOULD
lirimaer: and then getting bitten and poisoned
lirimaer: WHO WOULD SUCK THE POISON OUT?
fisher_queen: HAHAHAHA
lirimaer: ...I like how most of my head was like "Eru no" and then we had Ameniel going "ME! PICK ME!"
fisher_queen: *SNORT*
lirimaer: shortly thereafter Turgon threw a pillow at her head and went to sulk because I won't let him play with Maglor
fisher_queen: AWWWW
Turgon: ;-;
Fingon: HE could suck me...It
Turgon: *glare*
Fingon: I'd do that for anyone in your muns head
Fingon: well maybe not Manwe. That would be disturbing
Turgon: ...
lirimaer: wait. You'd let anyone here suck it or you'd suck... D:
lirimaer: YOUR FATHER IS IN HERE
Fingon: I'd suck
Fingon: OR let myself be sucked
fisher_queen: Fingon
fisher_queen: you're a cheap whore