Mix, Mix, Stir, Stir
*whistling*
There is nothing more enjoyable on a rainy day than to stay inside and mix potions. A wizard worth his salt knows many incantations and carries a big staff, but if you want to play with the big boys you need to be able to brew up a pot of emotions on tap.
Today I have made some very interesting ones, which will come in useful for me soon.
Let's see....*makes list*...I made:
- A potion that turns a piece of swiss cheese into a fake beard, or a piece of chalk. Depending if you drink it hot or cold. *beams* Yes, I am a super genius!
- Another potion that forces the drinker to tell his most deep, dark and hidden secrets. Good for torturing villains. *strokes beard*
- Here's one that makes everything one eats and drinks taste like vomit. *laughs*
- And my crowning glory!!! A fabulous love potion! Whoever gives this potion to the object of their desire will find that they have won his or her heart. I can sell this for a pretty penny on the black market, and then...MORE PIPEWEED!! The only drawback to this potion is...well...*smiles*. I know what it is.
I'm so tired. I think I shall take a little nap.
*snores*
There is nothing more enjoyable on a rainy day than to stay inside and mix potions. A wizard worth his salt knows many incantations and carries a big staff, but if you want to play with the big boys you need to be able to brew up a pot of emotions on tap.
Today I have made some very interesting ones, which will come in useful for me soon.
Let's see....*makes list*...I made:
- A potion that turns a piece of swiss cheese into a fake beard, or a piece of chalk. Depending if you drink it hot or cold. *beams* Yes, I am a super genius!
- Another potion that forces the drinker to tell his most deep, dark and hidden secrets. Good for torturing villains. *strokes beard*
- Here's one that makes everything one eats and drinks taste like vomit. *laughs*
- And my crowning glory!!! A fabulous love potion! Whoever gives this potion to the object of their desire will find that they have won his or her heart. I can sell this for a pretty penny on the black market, and then...MORE PIPEWEED!! The only drawback to this potion is...well...*smiles*. I know what it is.
I'm so tired. I think I shall take a little nap.
*snores*