A thief and a ringbearer
Happiest of birthdays to my favorite Thief. The lucky number, and a most honorable gentleman. In all my many years inhabiting this body, I must say that he has been one of the best companions I've known. And no, I don't mean like that...or do I?
And another round of birthday wishes to little Frodo and Froebel. I know, I know, they are over 50 years old, but to me that is just barely getting started. Ah, Frodo. You have been a most excellent Gofer, er, I mean Ringbearer. You were very brave and obeyed my every command. I mean, you did what you had to do. *coughs*
Froebel, about that incident with Saruman. You will forgive me if I didn't pay any mind when I visited him all those years ago and saw you there? I thought you were a waxwork that Saruman had created for his sick perversions.
Hmmm yes...oh and thank you to Meriadoc for the fine Leaf. *inhales*
And another round of birthday wishes to little Frodo and Froebel. I know, I know, they are over 50 years old, but to me that is just barely getting started. Ah, Frodo. You have been a most excellent Gofer, er, I mean Ringbearer. You were very brave and obeyed my every command. I mean, you did what you had to do. *coughs*
Froebel, about that incident with Saruman. You will forgive me if I didn't pay any mind when I visited him all those years ago and saw you there? I thought you were a waxwork that Saruman had created for his sick perversions.
Hmmm yes...oh and thank you to Meriadoc for the fine Leaf. *inhales*