Tales from the gimp.
AND NOW, A STORY FROM KIRSTY:
Jess and I have a long history together. We met once in the middle of the woods, late at night. We were both on a quest to find the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Unfortunately,they were nowhere to be found. However, we DID come across Harry Potter and a pod of Bleep Blips. The Bleep Blips stole Harry and Hermoine, and we spend the rest of the evening trying to find them, but to no avail. Then, we decided it would be in our best interest to get our hockey gear and to to IceWorks and play midnight madness. Except when we got there there were zombies everywhere and it was NUTS! We got nuts in the Zamboni, whose pit was turned into a hot tub. The Cash In Boys were there, and it was a party, to say the least. After that, we went to get some Wawa, and drove around in Bridget's cabrio until Richard the Horse spoke up and said "I have to fart." So Richard farted and it smelled so bad cause horses have such terrible farts that we had to pull the car over. Just then, Dave Rosney showed up to fix Bridgets car, but instead of fixing it he fed it some pizza from Chuck E Cheese and it was all better. Then Dave, Jess, Richard, Bridget and I went to Hooters where there was a Guitar Hero battle going on. Richard tried to play but since he only has one hoof it didn't work out too well. And, ya know, cause he's a plastic horse. Jay Wounded ended up winning the contest, and the prize was a dildo named Bildo. Then, everyone did the dit and went home.
Jess and I have a long history together. We met once in the middle of the woods, late at night. We were both on a quest to find the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Unfortunately,they were nowhere to be found. However, we DID come across Harry Potter and a pod of Bleep Blips. The Bleep Blips stole Harry and Hermoine, and we spend the rest of the evening trying to find them, but to no avail. Then, we decided it would be in our best interest to get our hockey gear and to to IceWorks and play midnight madness. Except when we got there there were zombies everywhere and it was NUTS! We got nuts in the Zamboni, whose pit was turned into a hot tub. The Cash In Boys were there, and it was a party, to say the least. After that, we went to get some Wawa, and drove around in Bridget's cabrio until Richard the Horse spoke up and said "I have to fart." So Richard farted and it smelled so bad cause horses have such terrible farts that we had to pull the car over. Just then, Dave Rosney showed up to fix Bridgets car, but instead of fixing it he fed it some pizza from Chuck E Cheese and it was all better. Then Dave, Jess, Richard, Bridget and I went to Hooters where there was a Guitar Hero battle going on. Richard tried to play but since he only has one hoof it didn't work out too well. And, ya know, cause he's a plastic horse. Jay Wounded ended up winning the contest, and the prize was a dildo named Bildo. Then, everyone did the dit and went home.