Meme stolen from
litlover12. Who is still my friend even though she was mean to Young John Chivery. *glares* But she uses that adorble Darth Vader icon and I can't be mad anymore.
1. Wuthering Heights -- What is this crap? No I have never said "crap" out loud in my whole life. Yes, that is the only truly appropriate word I can think of, unless we want to move farther into crudity. Complete Jerk #1 has selfish slightly creepy I don't even know what relationship with Complete Jerk #2 and many innocents are trampled underfoot in the process. TEH ROMANCE!!!!!
In all seriousness, though, I am glad I read it once just to put Jane Eyre in relief.
2. Mr. Darcy -- I don't want to marry him. Not even for Pemberley. Also, Colin Firth was a horrible casting choice. He's not tall or imposing. He's cute. But he's inappropriate for Mr. Darcy. Try the version from the eighties. That was PERFECTLY cast.
3. J.R.R. Tolkien writes really good dialogue. I wrote
my terrible senior thesis about it.
4. William Wordsworth can keep his daffodils. And the rest of his frothily transcendental egocentric nonsense, too.
:-P