as an alternative to standing by you, i think i would run like hell
Ahem.
So, my mother phoned and told me that someone broke in across the street, and not to worry but remember to lock the doors because you always forget (Okay, so that's true--I'm a crappy adult).
But...don't panic. It's probably nothing, its just because her kids do drugs.
Newsflash mother: This is a middle class suburb. Everyone does drugs. I'm pretty sure that the nurse acros the street and Rick the lawyer next door are high 96 % of the time.
So, I'm going to "not panic" and lock the damn door.
Also, should someone break in and try to kill us, I'm letting my brother prove his manly, man thing. ;DDDDDDDD
**Also, I am going to presume that I'm in fact high on the combination of pain pills and vodka...so....sorry about this.
So, my mother phoned and told me that someone broke in across the street, and not to worry but remember to lock the doors because you always forget (Okay, so that's true--I'm a crappy adult).
But...don't panic. It's probably nothing, its just because her kids do drugs.
Newsflash mother: This is a middle class suburb. Everyone does drugs. I'm pretty sure that the nurse acros the street and Rick the lawyer next door are high 96 % of the time.
So, I'm going to "not panic" and lock the damn door.
Also, should someone break in and try to kill us, I'm letting my brother prove his manly, man thing. ;DDDDDDDD
**Also, I am going to presume that I'm in fact high on the combination of pain pills and vodka...so....sorry about this.