Goldilocks proves to be technologically inept.

[goldentress]

I've run out of coffee again, and am exhausted, so the kids will have to do without me.

Thank you for the flowers, Neil, they were lovely. As a matter of fact, they are all still alive, if you can imagine that. Steroids in the plant food, I suspect.

I stumbled on an old cartoon today that I couldn't pass up. Let's see, hopefully I can get this cut

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[biggestbear]

[goldentress]

Big frilly bows make your butt look too big.

Pink sun dresses do as well.

I see that your violent animalistic nature has not decreased over the last few lifetimes. Pity.

[biggestbear]

[goldentress]

I rarely ever forget, Mr. Fisher.

Yes, well, the evil politician-man always has to be out for blood. Or blondes. You never know which he'll prefer more.

[biggestbear]

[goldentress]

Oh, someone needs to tell Vanessa this, you don't know how ecstatic it will make her. She's been happily brunette for over three years...

So, the bear has wolfish tendencies. I'm floored.

[biggestbear]

[goldentress]

I think you may end up deflating her ego, Mr. Fisher. For that, I commend you. But, please, don't tell that to anyone...

Have you already forgotten? Perhaps I will have to write a memo on a post-it for you:

I rarely forget.

[biggestbear]

Fear not for while her ego is deflated the five pounds of silicone on her chest will keep her afloat.

I'll write myself a post-it right next to yours:

Don't tell anyone that Amelia Wright has a soul.

[goldentress]

I'm so pleased that you've noticed her tactical advantage. I thought I would have to point it out to you with a pair of binoculars and a bag of popcorn.

To which another will be placed next to yours:

Correction, do not tell Amelia Wright that Amelia Wright has a soul. It might cause her to have a coronary.

[biggestbear]

[goldentress]

I'd advise you not to let her hug you if you wish to remain unbruised. Trust me, her arsenal is far less frightening than that of ninety percent of the women in our lovely neighborhood.

And one would would be tactfully placed on top of that:

In case of emergency, do not call Greg. He will insist that you preform the CPR.

[biggestbear]

[goldentress]

Your confidence in Greg amazes me, Mr. Fisher!

I assure you, though, that I do not do CPR on the first heart failure.

Note to Self:

Consider the possibility that, against all odds, you might have a soul.

[biggestbear]

[goldentress]

Not quite, Mr. Fisher.

It seems that I am still skeptical if whether I have a soul or not.
Such questions take time to process, deliberate, and answer.

Of course, if your breath is killing plant life within a twenty yard radius, you might want to consider a breath mint, yes.