"Neck Tie" by Me

[goldenage]

I'm going to invent a new kind of neck tie
that you don't have to learn to tie
there'll be a little thing on the top
it will be made of plastic or something
and it'll just clip on.

Wait.

That's not really an original idea.

Sorry about that.

Please continue to go about your lives.

I'll shut up until I come up with something else
and hopefully no one will beat me to it.