Drabbles: Two Conversations I Could Imagine Having and One I Already Did

[golden_d]

1. It's Such a Long Trip, Too

"Hi! I was just calling because I haven't gotten your RSVP, and I wanted to check in with you, make sure everything's okay."

"Oh, uh, yeah. About that. We're not going to be able to make it, it's not a very convenient time."

"Sorry," she said. "Did you just say that my wedding is too inconvenient for you to come to?"

"It's

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[amybrat249]

Heh.

Point the first: It will always be vodka. Always.

Point the second: My camera goes though batteries like Kleenex.

Also, who on earth did you have that third conversation with??

[golden_d]

Also, who on earth did you have that third conversation with?

Bryan from merebreath. Which, if I'm gonna have a conversation like that with anyone, it'd probably be him.

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whoever you had the third conversation with, I am going to fucking stab.

[golden_d]

this is a stabbage-free zone, tyvm. just point and laugh and note that by this point i'd almost certainly lost count of how many glasses of wine he'd had. also, they're not actually expecting (except for kittens).