Uh so apparently this wasn't a random bit of conversation crack but instead a live plotbunny. One with teeth.
Also Sora and Kairi are being cute at me, and Riku really IS absolutely bitchin as Ariel, and Ansem and Prospero were obviously separated at birth, really, it would explain SO MUCH, and none of this is my fault.
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Cut because this got UNGODLY LONG. )